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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DCJensen - Mar 10, 2004 8:27:41 pm PST #5608 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Rick V. In Minearverse:

After the perennial Daylight Savings bill was introduced in a recent session, a Senator got up and protested, to general applause, that 'It is God who determines the time, not men. Here in Indiana we will stay on God's time.'

He did not specify where, exactly, God had made the revelation about Eastern Standard Time.

Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2004 4:54:56 am PST #5609 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: Most of the hits for my name are web pages using my last name as a verb.

amych: To moon? Such a simple act -- who knew it needed a fandom?

Nilly - Mar 11, 2004 7:38:43 am PST #5610 of 10000

Swouncing

Wolfram:Shawn's doing the sexy law-talking thing again.
JohnSweden: Don't speak latin in front of the geeks!

Theodosia - Mar 11, 2004 8:59:42 am PST #5611 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

Does anybody who got a good look at Robert Smith from the Cure really think he could win a death match with an angry squirrel?

Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2004 9:25:45 am PST #5612 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L: Someone's being a smartass.

billytea: t checks pulse

t checks passport

Well, obviously.

DCJensen - Mar 11, 2004 9:41:24 am PST #5613 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

In Bitches, I think:

Aimée -
It's really sick they way I love melting large chunks of ice in the sink with the sprayer. It's like I'm defeating water. HAHA! Evil water! I have killed you!
I also fantasize about the ice being one of the wonder twins. HAHA! I have defeated a wonder twin! BUt, I won't go tear the head off a stuffed monkey hoping its the other one.
This nonsense brought to you by Can't Sleep - Nothing to See Here and Jack Handey - who is a little afraid.

Deena -
I have not killed any ice lately.

Sean K -
You. Are. Such. A. Freak.
It's one of the things I love about you.
Wacko.

Aimée -
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just as soon as the swelling goes down, I'ma kick you!

Sean K -
Hey, you're the one over there killing water with water.

Deena -
She's killing solid water with liquid water. I think that's kind of cool.

Trudy Booth -
Which works better, apparently, than fire with fire...

billytea - Mar 11, 2004 10:03:18 am PST #5614 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Typo Boy, in Natter:

Similarly supporting a legal viewpoint on the basis of orginal intent is saying "I know what the founding fathers meant and the fact that they were a lot of differing people with different viewpoints is irrelevent"; sort of a "Thomas Jefferson supports me in e-mail".

Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2004 12:03:53 pm PST #5615 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Many tried, but the birthday boy nailed it:

tommyrot: "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wie -- hey look, pigs!"

Anne W. - Mar 11, 2004 2:05:31 pm PST #5616 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Aimée, with serial observations in Bitches:

The Snickers is proof that God loves us.

shortly followed by...

The Double Chin is proof that God's love is a tough love.

Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2004 5:38:56 pm PST #5617 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: And the guy at the meat counter said the sweetest thing! I walked in after and was wearing my new coat and chunky heels and he took one look and said "You look as if you should have a gun under that coat." I could have kissed him!

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