Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Mar 10, 2004 4:40:56 am PST #5598 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

sarameg: I'm not sure what the white stuff is falling from the sky. Atmospheric dandruff, perhaps.


Trudy Booth - Mar 10, 2004 6:18:01 am PST #5599 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matt the Bruins Fan: Steak latte will wake you up in the morning, but I wouldn't recommend drinking it.


Kate P. - Mar 10, 2004 7:56:15 am PST #5600 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In The Minearverse:

Tim Minear:

I just want to say here and now, though, girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. For the record.

Emily:

Well, sure, there's actual statistical data to back that up. Plus, easily provable. Go ahead. Lick me.

I'm a little confused about what part of 'everything nice' went into mucus and bile, though.


Anne W. - Mar 10, 2004 8:20:13 am PST #5601 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Madrigal, in Natter: (the visual amuses me)

I like how Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, despite similar field and goals, managed to be almost complete opposites - like if they'd ever met all the primates in Africa would have exploded.


ChiKat - Mar 10, 2004 10:50:54 am PST #5602 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita, in Natter:

Googling's hard for some people. They can't parse out the good search terms.

Walking and chewing gum is also hard for some. I'm not full of sympathy.


Trudy Booth - Mar 10, 2004 11:08:31 am PST #5603 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: There are 3 things a woman can never be.

*Too rich.

*Too thin.

*Too close to the end of the table.


Astarte - Mar 10, 2004 12:17:11 pm PST #5604 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Daniel C Jensen, in Bitches:

Now my leg is protected by a feminine hygene product sandwich. And the gauze will probably go soon, as the wound is getting better.

I've been waiting for the right moment to relate this story...seems like the right time.

Bwah!!! and go, Daniel!!!


Atropa - Mar 10, 2004 12:19:19 pm PST #5605 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Xanderella in Spoilers, but not spoilerly:

"Wesley seeks pain and misery. I think he does it to please Plei."


beth b - Mar 10, 2004 12:50:07 pm PST #5606 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

connie neil on Time:

Why do you think Utah is stuck in the '50s? And the 1850s, at that? Because Time is lazy and won't get its butt over the mountains.


Laura - Mar 10, 2004 12:53:07 pm PST #5607 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

billytea in Natter:

I pretty much never field wrong numbers. Even random chance is shunning me.