billytea in Natter:
I pretty much never field wrong numbers. Even random chance is shunning me.
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billytea in Natter:
I pretty much never field wrong numbers. Even random chance is shunning me.
Rick V. In Minearverse:
After the perennial Daylight Savings bill was introduced in a recent session, a Senator got up and protested, to general applause, that 'It is God who determines the time, not men. Here in Indiana we will stay on God's time.'
He did not specify where, exactly, God had made the revelation about Eastern Standard Time.
Jess PMoon: Most of the hits for my name are web pages using my last name as a verb.
amych: To moon? Such a simple act -- who knew it needed a fandom?
Wolfram:Shawn's doing the sexy law-talking thing again.
JohnSweden: Don't speak latin in front of the geeks!
Nutty:
Does anybody who got a good look at Robert Smith from the Cure really think he could win a death match with an angry squirrel?
Steph L: Someone's being a smartass.
billytea: t checks pulse
t checks passport
Well, obviously.
In Bitches, I think:
Aimée -
It's really sick they way I love melting large chunks of ice in the sink with the sprayer. It's like I'm defeating water. HAHA! Evil water! I have killed you!
I also fantasize about the ice being one of the wonder twins. HAHA! I have defeated a wonder twin! BUt, I won't go tear the head off a stuffed monkey hoping its the other one.
This nonsense brought to you by Can't Sleep - Nothing to See Here and Jack Handey - who is a little afraid.
Deena -
I have not killed any ice lately.
Sean K -
You. Are. Such. A. Freak.
It's one of the things I love about you.
Wacko.
Aimée -
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just as soon as the swelling goes down, I'ma kick you!
Sean K -
Hey, you're the one over there killing water with water.
Deena -
She's killing solid water with liquid water. I think that's kind of cool.
Trudy Booth -
Which works better, apparently, than fire with fire...
Typo Boy, in Natter:
Similarly supporting a legal viewpoint on the basis of orginal intent is saying "I know what the founding fathers meant and the fact that they were a lot of differing people with different viewpoints is irrelevent"; sort of a "Thomas Jefferson supports me in e-mail".
Many tried, but the birthday boy nailed it:
tommyrot: "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wie -- hey look, pigs!"
Aimée, with serial observations in Bitches:
The Snickers is proof that God loves us.
shortly followed by...
The Double Chin is proof that God's love is a tough love.