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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Calli - Feb 10, 2004 6:54:43 am PST #5401 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From the Firefly thread (whitefonted for future media plans because I'm a big ol' spoiler-phobe):

MechaKrelboyne: Right. Here's the plan. We give them a ringer, find the location of the reels of the movie, (I can jump out of a moving car and beat it out them) create a very small plane that flies very fast and carries the whole InterWeb inside it. On our way, we swindle some evil manager out of a cineplex that he only uses to show Cool Runnings and Snow Dogs anyway, drag it behind the Tiny plane to Israel. Then we make Israel not be very warm, because I don't like it when it's hot out, and it's my plan, you ungrateful SOB's. Then we have a big party, show everyone the Big Damn Movie, and the DVD's and have a giant party. We may also institute a utopian government somewhere, and my simulations indicate a greater than average probability of bringing about Zombie Apocalypse, but personally, I'm fine with that. We'll just need some dune buggies with machine guns on. This is a great plan because of it's simplicity.

Elena: I'll bring the bactine.

JohnSweden: It's too cunning a plan to fail twice.

Katie M - Feb 10, 2004 7:22:46 am PST #5402 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Steph in Boxed Set:

Pretty much the only character I can think of who *might* be nuttier than Crichton is Drusilla. And possibly Willy Wonka.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 10, 2004 7:29:07 am PST #5403 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Excerpted from a review of Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space courtesy of tommyrot:

The plot has something or other to do with an advertising icon that has the power to destroy and remake the universe

Anne W.'s reaction:

Oh. Oh, dear. The whole thing sounds rather like an unfortunate collision of "Hello Kitty" and the trippier parts of "Evangelion."

Elena - Feb 10, 2004 7:32:33 am PST #5404 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

In Quotables

MechaKrelboyne

This is a day that will live in infamy, and all people with any sense of decency will forever more wear black armbands with little pictures of half eaten babies on them on this date (which I'll come back and fill in when I figure out what it is).

Anne W. - Feb 10, 2004 8:44:13 am PST #5405 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Natter:

beth b

I work in a library and someone ask me what I think of the Left behind series I have to say something along the lines of " I read part of the first one , but I found the characters so unlikeable that I decided not to finish. If you liked that have you tried ____ ( a few names I am blanking on now) "

Steph

Anton LeVay?

Fred Pete - Feb 10, 2004 9:08:41 am PST #5406 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

As Natter careens from topic to topic:

Nilly: Luckily, most of them write in Hebrew, and there are still less Hebrew spam mails than English ones.

billytea: Naturally. Spam's not kosher.

DXMachina - Feb 10, 2004 9:08:57 am PST #5407 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter 21:

Katie M.: I don't mind that when I fly Alaska you get a little insert about Jesus with your meal. That's fine.

Steph L.: "I didn't order the Christian sandwich! I ordered the Buddhist pasta!"

billytea: I have a problem with any meal that believes in reincarnation. My philosophy: it goes down, it stays down.

Steph L. - Feb 10, 2004 9:20:28 am PST #5408 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

(FTR, in the exchange above, I'm quoting comedian David Cross. I thought someone might recognize it.)

Theodosia - Feb 10, 2004 9:59:51 am PST #5409 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Anne W.:

I'm afraid quite a few Christians don't really get the subtle difference between "baptise" and "piss off."

Theodosia - Feb 10, 2004 10:42:14 am PST #5410 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil:

I'm doomed to snicker like a twelve-year-old boy whenever I hear the word "slash" anymore.

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