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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - Feb 10, 2004 9:08:41 am PST #5406 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

As Natter careens from topic to topic:

Nilly: Luckily, most of them write in Hebrew, and there are still less Hebrew spam mails than English ones.

billytea: Naturally. Spam's not kosher.


DXMachina - Feb 10, 2004 9:08:57 am PST #5407 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter 21:

Katie M.: I don't mind that when I fly Alaska you get a little insert about Jesus with your meal. That's fine.

Steph L.: "I didn't order the Christian sandwich! I ordered the Buddhist pasta!"

billytea: I have a problem with any meal that believes in reincarnation. My philosophy: it goes down, it stays down.


Steph L. - Feb 10, 2004 9:20:28 am PST #5408 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(FTR, in the exchange above, I'm quoting comedian David Cross. I thought someone might recognize it.)


Theodosia - Feb 10, 2004 9:59:51 am PST #5409 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Anne W.:

I'm afraid quite a few Christians don't really get the subtle difference between "baptise" and "piss off."


Theodosia - Feb 10, 2004 10:42:14 am PST #5410 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil:

I'm doomed to snicker like a twelve-year-old boy whenever I hear the word "slash" anymore.


DavidS - Feb 10, 2004 1:21:57 pm PST #5411 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shawn in Natter:

Last week I made the mistake of taking the train at about 6 and I had one of these. This guy was scary, though. Until the end, when his spiel jumped the tracks and he claimed the Bible predicts the Bronx will become a big hole in the ground.

As he wound it up I heard someone say softly, "This is why Jesus and crack don't mix."


erikaj - Feb 10, 2004 1:22:48 pm PST #5412 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH!


Dana - Feb 10, 2004 1:27:49 pm PST #5413 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Anne W., in Movies, but off-topic:

One person I know had Brubeck's "Take Five" for the bridesmaids' processional.

How that worked without one of them tripping or breaking a leg, I'll never know.


Trudy Booth - Feb 10, 2004 3:58:39 pm PST #5414 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L: Welcome to my workplace, which has treacle-y "art" on the walls with bible verses. Over the copier is a dramatic picture of Jesus, arms outstretched. Perhaps it's meant to deter making photocopies for one's personal use.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 10, 2004 5:06:20 pm PST #5415 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

shrift: BTW, Dana -- this morning it was demanded of me that I produce a drabble for the You-Know-What.

Dana: Huh. Is the you-know-what what I think it is?

Am-Chau: To the random outsider, this sounds distinctly like Voldemort has been issuing fic challenges.

The Murder Muggles Challenge.

The Kill Harry Potter Challenge.

You know, it could work.