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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Shawn in Natter:
Last week I made the mistake of taking the train at about 6 and I had one of these. This guy was scary, though. Until the end, when his spiel jumped the tracks and he claimed the Bible predicts the Bronx will become a big hole in the ground.
As he wound it up I heard someone say softly, "This is why Jesus and crack don't mix."
BWAH!
Anne W., in Movies, but off-topic:
One person I know had Brubeck's "Take Five" for the bridesmaids' processional.
How that worked without one of them tripping or breaking a leg, I'll never know.
Steph L: Welcome to my workplace, which has treacle-y "art" on the walls with bible verses. Over the copier is a dramatic picture of Jesus, arms outstretched. Perhaps it's meant to deter making photocopies for one's personal use.
shrift: BTW, Dana -- this morning it was demanded of me that I produce a drabble for the You-Know-What.
Dana: Huh. Is the you-know-what what I think it is?
Am-Chau: To the random outsider, this sounds distinctly like Voldemort has been issuing fic challenges.
The Murder Muggles Challenge.
The Kill Harry Potter Challenge.
You know, it could work.
For that matter--
Dana: Coke commercials should never be quoted in a sex scene.
shrift: I am now trying to think of ways to incorporate TV jingles into sex scenes. And really, I got as far as "plop plop, fizz fizz" and then I started shrieking in laughter again.
Elena: Oh, shrift... Remember the commercials for Nuprin? Little, yellow, different. Think of the possibilities.
shrift: And it reminds me that I haven't written any crazy alien smut in, oh, about a month.
Database fun in Natter
tommyrot: Are you essentially trying to define a relationship?
Heather Alayne: No, no. I know the database and I are just having fun, a few laughs you know, I would never try to label...
Natter:
billytea: Remember, it's i before e, except after c, and in the case of deities and atheists, who apparently get to make up their own rules.
Natter: tommyrot:
Oh, and Happy Lincoln's Birthday-eve. I've got all my Lincoln's Birthday cards sent out.
erikaj in Movies:
I swear should I marry, I want "It's The End of the World as We Know it"