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Elena - Feb 10, 2004 7:32:33 am PST #5404 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

In Quotables

MechaKrelboyne

This is a day that will live in infamy, and all people with any sense of decency will forever more wear black armbands with little pictures of half eaten babies on them on this date (which I'll come back and fill in when I figure out what it is).

Anne W. - Feb 10, 2004 8:44:13 am PST #5405 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Natter:

beth b

I work in a library and someone ask me what I think of the Left behind series I have to say something along the lines of " I read part of the first one , but I found the characters so unlikeable that I decided not to finish. If you liked that have you tried ____ ( a few names I am blanking on now) "

Steph

Anton LeVay?

Fred Pete - Feb 10, 2004 9:08:41 am PST #5406 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

As Natter careens from topic to topic:

Nilly: Luckily, most of them write in Hebrew, and there are still less Hebrew spam mails than English ones.

billytea: Naturally. Spam's not kosher.

DXMachina - Feb 10, 2004 9:08:57 am PST #5407 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter 21:

Katie M.: I don't mind that when I fly Alaska you get a little insert about Jesus with your meal. That's fine.

Steph L.: "I didn't order the Christian sandwich! I ordered the Buddhist pasta!"

billytea: I have a problem with any meal that believes in reincarnation. My philosophy: it goes down, it stays down.

Steph L. - Feb 10, 2004 9:20:28 am PST #5408 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

(FTR, in the exchange above, I'm quoting comedian David Cross. I thought someone might recognize it.)

Theodosia - Feb 10, 2004 9:59:51 am PST #5409 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Anne W.:

I'm afraid quite a few Christians don't really get the subtle difference between "baptise" and "piss off."

Theodosia - Feb 10, 2004 10:42:14 am PST #5410 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil:

I'm doomed to snicker like a twelve-year-old boy whenever I hear the word "slash" anymore.

DavidS - Feb 10, 2004 1:21:57 pm PST #5411 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shawn in Natter:

Last week I made the mistake of taking the train at about 6 and I had one of these. This guy was scary, though. Until the end, when his spiel jumped the tracks and he claimed the Bible predicts the Bronx will become a big hole in the ground.

As he wound it up I heard someone say softly, "This is why Jesus and crack don't mix."

erikaj - Feb 10, 2004 1:22:48 pm PST #5412 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH!

Dana - Feb 10, 2004 1:27:49 pm PST #5413 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Anne W., in Movies, but off-topic:

One person I know had Brubeck's "Take Five" for the bridesmaids' processional.

How that worked without one of them tripping or breaking a leg, I'll never know.

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