But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2004 7:53:17 am PST #5377 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I meant that defining things was Erinaceous' job, you know, dictionary stuff.


erinaceous - Feb 05, 2004 7:56:53 am PST #5378 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

From Music II:

Jon B.:

Every once in a while, I get an email like that from an artist and it just makes my day.

tommyrot:

Me too. But usually it's to tell me to stop asking them to write songs about penguins.

And today my job is not so much defining things as it is telling people to do their jobs already! And paperwork. Lots of paperwork.


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2004 10:57:53 am PST #5379 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Soooper Sekrit Deletion!

Hee hee hee!


Frankenbuddha - Feb 05, 2004 5:25:17 pm PST #5380 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh Trudy - why the context. It's much funnier without context.


Megan E. - Feb 06, 2004 1:01:32 am PST #5381 of 10000

From Quoteables:

Wolfram: definitely D'Hoffryn

Sue: That sounds like the new sitcom from the creators of Suddenly Susan.

Wolfram: Now I'm picturing a creepy giant D'Hoffryn poking his head into windows with a silly grin and campy theme song playing in the backround.

Sue: He's a newly divorced vengeance demon starting over in the big city, and looking for love (and a little vengeance.)


Kate P. - Feb 06, 2004 7:29:24 pm PST #5382 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ginger in the Firefly thread:

Looking at linoleum makes me want to watch some episodes of Firefly again.

Because it's true!


amych - Feb 06, 2004 7:31:59 pm PST #5383 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Even better with the lead-in, I think:

Sean K: All this talk of Gina makes me want to watch some episodes of Firefly again.

Ginger: Looking at linoleum makes me want to watch some episodes of Firefly again.


bon bon - Feb 07, 2004 6:46:52 pm PST #5384 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Maysa, in Moooovies

I have no patience for people who get involved with incestuous fraternal twins. They have to know that it never ends well.


Trudy Booth - Feb 07, 2004 6:54:52 pm PST #5385 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee: The scary thing about porn names? That your siblings most likely share them.


Trudy Booth - Feb 07, 2004 10:09:03 pm PST #5386 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: I can't look at Sideshow Bob Carrot Top Marsters without imagining River's reaction. Or, you know, having it myself.