Curse, you, wee Shawn! I was just heading over here to post that!
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 08, 2004 6:45:11 am PST #5387 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Fay - Feb 08, 2004 9:05:16 am PST #5388 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Karl in Bitches, regarding the merits of Halle Berry and Angela Bassett:
It is possible that I am letting personal biases colour my judgement here, of course. But I regard a comparion between these two women as something like a comparison between Helen Mirren and Posh Spice. Sure, one gets a lot of drooling magazine coverage, but staying power? Not so much.
§ ita § - Feb 08, 2004 3:56:12 pm PST #5389 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Posh Spice is doing very well for herself, actually.
Nilly - Feb 09, 2004 2:44:55 am PST #5390 of 10000
Swouncing
Upon hearing about Jim's marriage, in UnAmerican:
Jon: Great news Jim! Have you merged your record collections?
Theodosia - Feb 09, 2004 8:40:02 am PST #5391 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Emily:
Anyone have any motivation to spare? Cause I'm running on the fumes of obligation here.
Jessica - Feb 09, 2004 9:52:21 am PST #5392 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
BHP in Angel, explaining the context would take way too long:
I detic, you have a good memory, she is an anal-retentive nut.
vw bug - Feb 09, 2004 11:31:39 am PST #5393 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
In Natter...speaking a different language, one that I now understand and that makes me laugh.
Emily: Wait, are we talking about the GEM, or one of my more evanescent relationships?
Sean: The one with the bird nickname.
Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:24:08 pm PST #5394 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In the ROTK thread:
Jeff Mejia:
Sauron himself was caught in the flood, and afterwards could only be seen as the flaming eye.
Nutty:
I love how nobody questions this logic. You were an evil, corporeal lord, and then you became a [still corporeal] slimy-nice advisor to the king, and then, when you drowned? Reincarnated as a flamey eyeball. (Okay, a spirit of flamey evilness that is represented for shorthand as an eyeball. Or a vulva.) I think the moral of this story is, if you drown, stay dead.
This goes double if your name is Leonardo DiCaprio.
Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:53:32 pm PST #5395 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Jars, in the Movie thread:
See, In general I have no problem when people next to me cry in the cinema. Unless that person is my dad. And the movie in question is Cool Runnings. And he was weeping like the nine year old girl I was at the time.
JenP - Feb 09, 2004 5:40:27 pm PST #5396 of 10000
Wolfram in the Minearverse. My gut? She is busted ...
WonderFalls, the new reality series from the creators of Is This Thing On and You're Wearing My Pants! One sexy woman. 12 talking tchockes. And a twist so BIZARRE, so SHOCKING, so TWISTED, you've got to see it to believe it! Forget everything you've come to expect from reality television. TVGuidance calls it "THE BEST DAMN SHOW ON TELEVISION EVER! REALLY!" New Week proclaims "I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF! I TRIED TO, BUT THEY DID SOMETHING TO MY TV!" And Rolling Rocks describes it as "BETTER THAN SEX! AND LESS MESSY!" Wonderfalls, the show that answers the question, "What will a pretty lady do with 12 talking tchockes?" You want to know? You have to watch! Wonderfalls - Fridays nights, only on FOX.
Seriously ... writing Fox promos is your sooperseekrit job, right?
ETA: COMMed twice, it's that good.