Maysa, in Moooovies
I have no patience for people who get involved with incestuous fraternal twins. They have to know that it never ends well.
'War Stories'
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Maysa, in Moooovies
I have no patience for people who get involved with incestuous fraternal twins. They have to know that it never ends well.
Aimee: The scary thing about porn names? That your siblings most likely share them.
amych: I can't look at Sideshow Bob Carrot Top Marsters without imagining River's reaction. Or, you know, having it myself.
Curse, you, wee Shawn! I was just heading over here to post that!
Karl in Bitches, regarding the merits of Halle Berry and Angela Bassett:
It is possible that I am letting personal biases colour my judgement here, of course. But I regard a comparion between these two women as something like a comparison between Helen Mirren and Posh Spice. Sure, one gets a lot of drooling magazine coverage, but staying power? Not so much.
Posh Spice is doing very well for herself, actually.
Upon hearing about Jim's marriage, in UnAmerican:
Jon: Great news Jim! Have you merged your record collections?
Emily:
Anyone have any motivation to spare? Cause I'm running on the fumes of obligation here.
BHP in Angel, explaining the context would take way too long:
I detic, you have a good memory, she is an anal-retentive nut.
In Natter...speaking a different language, one that I now understand and that makes me laugh.
Emily: Wait, are we talking about the GEM, or one of my more evanescent relationships?
Sean: The one with the bird nickname.