Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


bon bon - Feb 07, 2004 6:46:52 pm PST #5384 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Maysa, in Moooovies

I have no patience for people who get involved with incestuous fraternal twins. They have to know that it never ends well.


Trudy Booth - Feb 07, 2004 6:54:52 pm PST #5385 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee: The scary thing about porn names? That your siblings most likely share them.


Trudy Booth - Feb 07, 2004 10:09:03 pm PST #5386 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: I can't look at Sideshow Bob Carrot Top Marsters without imagining River's reaction. Or, you know, having it myself.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 08, 2004 6:45:11 am PST #5387 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Curse, you, wee Shawn! I was just heading over here to post that!


Fay - Feb 08, 2004 9:05:16 am PST #5388 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Karl in Bitches, regarding the merits of Halle Berry and Angela Bassett:

It is possible that I am letting personal biases colour my judgement here, of course. But I regard a comparion between these two women as something like a comparison between Helen Mirren and Posh Spice. Sure, one gets a lot of drooling magazine coverage, but staying power? Not so much.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2004 3:56:12 pm PST #5389 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Posh Spice is doing very well for herself, actually.


Nilly - Feb 09, 2004 2:44:55 am PST #5390 of 10000
Swouncing

Upon hearing about Jim's marriage, in UnAmerican:

Jon: Great news Jim! Have you merged your record collections?


Theodosia - Feb 09, 2004 8:40:02 am PST #5391 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

Anyone have any motivation to spare? Cause I'm running on the fumes of obligation here.


Jessica - Feb 09, 2004 9:52:21 am PST #5392 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BHP in Angel, explaining the context would take way too long:

I detic, you have a good memory, she is an anal-retentive nut.


vw bug - Feb 09, 2004 11:31:39 am PST #5393 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

In Natter...speaking a different language, one that I now understand and that makes me laugh.

Emily: Wait, are we talking about the GEM, or one of my more evanescent relationships?

Sean: The one with the bird nickname.