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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DXMachina - Oct 26, 2002 7:05:37 am PDT #534 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Liese S. (non-spoilery for Firefly):

I shouted about the red button, too. The boys who were in my house recording made with the mockery. But I withstood it, because I am a Buffista, and because they're going to be in my house a lot, and lo, when comes a Friday night and they are there, then indeed will the bright light of Firefly rise and shine amongst them, and toasters are made with the sweat and tears of many inadvertent viewings.

DXMachina - Oct 26, 2002 7:09:30 am PDT #535 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

ita, in Firefly, on Tim Minear's evilitude:

God, he's evil.

"No he's not. He needs to kill Inara to really be evil. He's just evil-lite. Faux-evil. Wannabevil."

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2002 10:53:11 am PDT #536 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tim Minear, in Firefly:

I was sitting there trying to write and thinking, "God. Not a funny story. I don't know any funny stories. I can't do this. Nothing's funny. And nothing's worse than some lame-ass fake funny story in a scene written by some lame- ass writer."

victor infante - Oct 26, 2002 11:01:28 am PDT #537 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Ita, in Firefly:

Yay for bad-ass women and the talented doofs that love them.

stop looking at me like that

Cindy - Oct 26, 2002 1:56:33 pm PDT #538 of 10000

Nobody

(This is rather shameless of me on about 13 levels)

Non-spoiling Tim Minear in Firefly

"Of course he mocked me during my 3 allergy attacks. Bastard"

Cindy, what's his name? I'll kill him in a future episode.

Cindy - Oct 26, 2002 1:57:51 pm PDT #539 of 10000

Nobody

Allyson in Buffy 1:

Agreed. I want it to end on a note of passion, tragedy, pain, and snark. Leave me with pretty memories, so that I'll really miss our girl, and speak of her fondly. I don't want to be in some lame bar a year from now talking about how she broke my heart and slept with my best friend and drained my bank account. I'll sit there, bemoaning the injustice, swearing off Slayers for good, drinking bitter ale to match my bitter heart. It'll be pathetic, especially since you can't smoke in LA bars to add that noir effect.

Michele T. - Oct 26, 2002 7:46:50 pm PDT #540 of 10000

with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Billytea, in Buffy, with a musical critique I'd never considered before:

Seriously: you're in the desert for three days? Nothing else going on? Name the stinkin' horse.

Kat - Oct 26, 2002 8:33:54 pm PDT #541 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Firefly - dunno who said the first half of exchange:

Victor Infante: My Kaylee love needs no justification.

Billytea: Apparently, it barely needs a room either.

Katie M - Oct 26, 2002 9:50:22 pm PDT #542 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

I think it was Victor.

victor infante - Oct 26, 2002 10:36:18 pm PDT #543 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Yep. It was me.

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