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Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph:
Oh, Cary Grant. He invented foamy.
Caroma:
I do have to say that the main thing that strikes me about Inara is--well--she seems to be a total male fantasy.
billytea:
Yeah, she is a bit. Except possibly the part where she gets to choose whether she'll have sex with you.
(from Firefly)
Billytea, in Natter, on the etymology of "avocado":
I do rather like the idea of it arising from a conversation something like this:
"What'd the Spaniard say?"
"He wants to know what 'ahuacatl' means."
"Um... It's the fruit. He's holding one, fer crying out loud. Is he retarded or something?"
"No, he wants to know if it means anything else."
"So... 'It's a fruit' isn't good enough for him? (Sigh) These guys are crazy, you know that? ...Ok, look, tell him it's our word for goolies. That oughta shut him up. Man, Axtacla's going to get a laugh out of this..."
Steph, in Natter:
I have to say, working out to Jaws is a little disturbing.
Again, the lovely Teppy and her feelings for "Jaws"
And I always root for Quint to be a shark Hot Pocket.
It's a COMM two-fer!
Dude, I slash everything from M&M commercials to Disney fiilms. Nothing is sacred.
However, I do think programming like Everybody Loves Raymond is safe, because although I'm sure everybody does love Ray, I really don't want to see everybody love Ray, y'know?
shrift in natter.
Steph L.: Jaws update: they're gonna need a bigger boat.
DXM: Jumped the shark, did they?
Hec, about Emmett, in Bitches:
We walked through TFAW and Emmett's eyes bugged out when he saw the talking Sauron action figure. He had a huge internal conflict at that point between his Rampant Love of Money and His Insidious Attraction To All Things Evil. Evil won, and he parted with the $20 he got from my Dad for his birthday. This lead to the weird sight of my son literally skipping through the breezeway with Sauron intoning "Build me an army worthy of Mordor!"
And also this brief conversation on the train home...
Emmett (holding up Sauron): Does this dude ever sleep?
Me: I don't think you're allowed to call the dark lord of all evil "dude."
Betsy, in Bitches -
Daughter, Friday night: "So, what did you do all day? Anything interesting?"
Me: "Uh... wrote some stuff, talked to some people, went to some meetings, nagged some people about reviews, uh.... and defused the nuclear bomb in the trunk of the car."
Daughter, disappointed: "Oh. You noticed."
Son, to daughter: "Ah! Your evil plan had a fatal flaw!"