Yep. It was me.
Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
victor infante - Oct 26, 2002 10:36:18 pm PDT #543 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Kat - Oct 26, 2002 10:44:56 pm PDT #544 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Thanks! It's fixed.
Theodosia - Oct 27, 2002 6:43:37 am PST #545 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Steph:
Oh, Cary Grant. He invented foamy.
Jen - Oct 27, 2002 12:20:45 pm PST #546 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Caroma:
I do have to say that the main thing that strikes me about Inara is--well--she seems to be a total male fantasy.
billytea:
Yeah, she is a bit. Except possibly the part where she gets to choose whether she'll have sex with you.
(from Firefly)
amyparker - Oct 27, 2002 2:19:50 pm PST #547 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
Billytea, in Natter, on the etymology of "avocado":
I do rather like the idea of it arising from a conversation something like this:
"What'd the Spaniard say?"
"He wants to know what 'ahuacatl' means."
"Um... It's the fruit. He's holding one, fer crying out loud. Is he retarded or something?"
"No, he wants to know if it means anything else."
"So... 'It's a fruit' isn't good enough for him? (Sigh) These guys are crazy, you know that? ...Ok, look, tell him it's our word for goolies. That oughta shut him up. Man, Axtacla's going to get a laugh out of this..."
billytea - Oct 27, 2002 5:28:41 pm PST #548 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph, in Natter:
I have to say, working out to Jaws is a little disturbing.
Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2002 5:41:52 pm PST #549 of 10000
brillig
Again, the lovely Teppy and her feelings for "Jaws"
And I always root for Quint to be a shark Hot Pocket.
It's a COMM two-fer!
P.M. Marc - Oct 27, 2002 5:47:10 pm PST #550 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Dude, I slash everything from M&M commercials to Disney fiilms. Nothing is sacred.
However, I do think programming like Everybody Loves Raymond is safe, because although I'm sure everybody does love Ray, I really don't want to see everybody love Ray, y'know?
shrift in natter.
Nutty - Oct 27, 2002 6:13:11 pm PST #551 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Steph L.: Jaws update: they're gonna need a bigger boat.
DXM: Jumped the shark, did they?
billytea - Oct 27, 2002 6:18:45 pm PST #552 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec, about Emmett, in Bitches:
We walked through TFAW and Emmett's eyes bugged out when he saw the talking Sauron action figure. He had a huge internal conflict at that point between his Rampant Love of Money and His Insidious Attraction To All Things Evil. Evil won, and he parted with the $20 he got from my Dad for his birthday. This lead to the weird sight of my son literally skipping through the breezeway with Sauron intoning "Build me an army worthy of Mordor!"
And also this brief conversation on the train home...
Emmett (holding up Sauron): Does this dude ever sleep?
Me: I don't think you're allowed to call the dark lord of all evil "dude."