Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!

Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cindy - Oct 26, 2002 1:57:51 pm PDT #539 of 10000
Nobody

Allyson in Buffy 1:

Agreed. I want it to end on a note of passion, tragedy, pain, and snark. Leave me with pretty memories, so that I'll really miss our girl, and speak of her fondly. I don't want to be in some lame bar a year from now talking about how she broke my heart and slept with my best friend and drained my bank account. I'll sit there, bemoaning the injustice, swearing off Slayers for good, drinking bitter ale to match my bitter heart. It'll be pathetic, especially since you can't smoke in LA bars to add that noir effect.


Michele T. - Oct 26, 2002 7:46:50 pm PDT #540 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Billytea, in Buffy, with a musical critique I'd never considered before:

Seriously: you're in the desert for three days? Nothing else going on? Name the stinkin' horse.


Kat - Oct 26, 2002 8:33:54 pm PDT #541 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Firefly - dunno who said the first half of exchange:

Victor Infante: My Kaylee love needs no justification.

Billytea: Apparently, it barely needs a room either.


Katie M - Oct 26, 2002 9:50:22 pm PDT #542 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

I think it was Victor.


victor infante - Oct 26, 2002 10:36:18 pm PDT #543 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Yep. It was me.


Kat - Oct 26, 2002 10:44:56 pm PDT #544 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Thanks! It's fixed.


Theodosia - Oct 27, 2002 6:43:37 am PST #545 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph:

Oh, Cary Grant. He invented foamy.


Jen - Oct 27, 2002 12:20:45 pm PST #546 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Caroma:

I do have to say that the main thing that strikes me about Inara is--well--she seems to be a total male fantasy.

billytea:

Yeah, she is a bit. Except possibly the part where she gets to choose whether she'll have sex with you.

(from Firefly)


amyparker - Oct 27, 2002 2:19:50 pm PST #547 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Billytea, in Natter, on the etymology of "avocado":

I do rather like the idea of it arising from a conversation something like this:

"What'd the Spaniard say?"
"He wants to know what 'ahuacatl' means."
"Um... It's the fruit. He's holding one, fer crying out loud. Is he retarded or something?"
"No, he wants to know if it means anything else."
"So... 'It's a fruit' isn't good enough for him? (Sigh) These guys are crazy, you know that? ...Ok, look, tell him it's our word for goolies. That oughta shut him up. Man, Axtacla's going to get a laugh out of this..."


billytea - Oct 27, 2002 5:28:41 pm PST #548 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Steph, in Natter:

I have to say, working out to Jaws is a little disturbing.