Beloved Hecubus in Firefly:

I assumed the Alliance was in place for a long time in the core planets, and that all those wild and wooly outlier planets were independent and wanted to stay that way, since they were probably trying to get away from civilization in the first place. So they were like the West at the time of the civil war. And, to carry that analogy, the Union said "Okay, you're part of our country now and these are the new rules and pay your taxes." Which didn't go over well with the Space Mormons in New Utah Prime.

Natter:

Beverly: I used to pluck the occasional grey hair. The first time I plucked a dozen, I went into the room where my sons were watching tv, and gave each of them six grey hairs.

"Here. These belong to you."

(gasp)

Would you believe? My first COMM that wasn't a straight line setup for someone else's joke?

Raquel on The Butterfly Effect starring Ashton Kutcher:

My only knowledge of the movie is that the first time I saw the preview, a guy sitting next to me in the theater yelled "Dan Savage wants your phone number, Ashton!" and someone who may have been my husband yelled back, "Dan's too good for Ashton!" and the rest of the preview was lost in Dan/Ashton/Demi snarking.

Steph L.:

See, that's another movie I felt like I should get, but I totally didn't.

I fear I'm one brain cell away from only liking movies with Brittney Spears in them.

Jess Pmoon: Labyrinth has Muppets and David Bowie in really tight pants. What's not to love?

Jilli: That the girl is a brainless idiot, because if David Bowie stole MY (hypothetical) baby brother and offered to be my love slave if I didn't try and rescue the brat, I would NOT say "You have no power over me". I'd be offering cousins and kids from the neighborhood as a signing bonuses.

I'm the Straight Person up there.

Speaking of JessPMoon, this is from Angel Spoilers:

Nah, I'd rather see Jilli get [a guest appearance on Angel]. They'll take one look at her and instantly formulate a mini-arc about an evil Victorian governess vamped by Dru when she needed someone to watch Miss Edith, who comes back to terrorize the MoG.

askye, in Movies:

I've seen Run Lola Run. I'd heard a lot about it but I ended up fast forwarding through most of it.

She wasn't running fast enough.

David mocking Teppy, in Movies:

What exactly do you do for fun in Cincinnati anyway? Gopher smacking day? National Censorship Week? We Insist On Calling Our Spaghetti Sauce Chili Because We Don't Know Any Better Month?