Curse you, lexine! Curse you and your accursed plot bunnies!
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Sorry amych - actually not. If you write it - share!!!
Ok - need to take a walk around the office - I read dillio as dildo...and now I have an image of Batman with the perfect dildo stuck in my head.
The great part is, I reckon my response is still valid.
Emily, in Bitches, on Queer Eye for the Straight, Amicable, and Essentially Affectless Straight Guy Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
One of these days I'm expecting, "Yeah, you know, that girlfriend? Maybe in 1980 out back of the White Castle, honey, but you're a man of the Aught-aughts! You need a woman with a little more sass!"
ita:
It was pretty well understood what shade of people my mother's family was to marry. To an outsider? All a bunch of poor black people. From inside, a hotbed of shadist politics.
It's more than just being poor.
That having been said, my mother's family was that light because of consensual intermingling. It's only reasonably recently that America's seeing that -- much of the white blood in today's black American was forced there.
tina f.:
The re-enactment thing weirds me out like hearing about plays where the actors go out into the audience weirds me out. Fourth wall people! It's there for a reason. To give me peace.
Calli in Bitches:
I really don't think fish fondue exists, and if so, please don't anyone tell me.
Fish? Fondon't.
Joss in Firefly...
Wait a minute, Gus! I just thanked Allyson for posting the message and then you went and did it! Now I have to thank a whole nother person? You think I got time to be thanking people all day? I mean, I'm a very important writer type! I have certain DEMANDS on my time but do you care, no, you just trundle about doing favors and making people thank you. Maybe it's time you thought about somebody else for a change, huh pal? Thanks -- for nothin'! -- except posting that message like I asked! Pal! Sheesh!
Gus: Race is apophenia run wild.
Allyson, in the Firefly thread:
It's like, sometimes, when the whole world seems turned upside-down, and my faith in humanity has run into negative digits, and the path is filled with brambles, and all seems hopeless, i turn to face the mirror and ask, "What Would Buffy Do?"
And then I kick the crap out of someone and feed them their own spleen and fuck a really cute boy who is no damn good for me, everything becomes right with the world.