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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2004 5:55:08 am PST #5243 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

sumi Hmmm, I can see that my lollygagging around the BBB issue is screwing me over in the expectations department -- every new blanket that comes in resets the standards higher.

Deena: Oh sumi, if you only saw it up close, you wouldn't say that. There's definitely a lot more love than skill in that blanket.

billytea: I believe this would be what you call a blanket judgment.

Fred Pete - Jan 16, 2004 7:18:15 am PST #5244 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Matt the Bruins Fan in Angel (spoilery):

I think they had to stop and catch their breath after "Destiny." Which used up so much Hoyay!, the Fab 5 from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy were probably wondering where the sudden urge to go fishing and chew tobacco came from.

Strix - Jan 16, 2004 8:34:29 am PST #5245 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Emily: It's always such a tricky situation, etiquette-wise, to take legal action against the people who will be going into your mouth with instruments of torture again.

Aimee: Nah - people get divorced and remarried all the time.

Cass - Jan 16, 2004 9:45:36 am PST #5246 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter

Emily: Announcement: I have made a pretty thing.
No, even better. I have made a neural net which started with randomness and evolved into a pretty thing.
Okay, you may return to whatever you were doing. Thank you.

tommyrot: Today - a neural net. Tomorrow - a self-aware network of computers that enslaves humanity.

Emily: How did you... oh, right. Silly, silly paranoia. Never happen. It's just superstition. No, I've never met MiracleMan in my life. Look! Turtles!

Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2004 10:20:34 am PST #5247 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: I just elevate the tone wherever I go. It's a gift. Me, Grace Kelly, Jacqueline Onassis.

Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2004 7:00:08 pm PST #5248 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And from the Humorous Juxtapositions Department:

Gus: These Republicans are starting to get my Irish up. They don't know who they're messing with, either. I can still kick Stephen Hawking's axle, any day of the week. Get one of them to stand real still and lean forward a little bit and I'll come close to bitch-slapping them into next Wednesday, in at least two attempts out every five.

ita: I think I've picked a physical therapist.

§ ita § - Jan 16, 2004 7:06:01 pm PST #5249 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As dog is my witness, I think I may just have hurt my back laughing.

msbelle - Jan 17, 2004 7:38:41 am PST #5250 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am laughing so hard I am scaring the cats.

Tom Scola - Jan 17, 2004 2:51:50 pm PST #5251 of 10000

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

In Bitches:

Steph L: I finally saw Lilo and Stitch, just now. ... Damn little alien dog-monster made me cry.

billytea: I said the exact same thing after watching Jerry Maguire.

DavidS - Jan 17, 2004 8:20:14 pm PST #5252 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter:

ita: Then there's a superhero cartoon starring an actuary

billytea: Um... what? I can see the quips now. "Come any closer and I can assure you, your projected morbidity rates will skyrocket." "I've got your risk discount rate right here!" "ACCOUNTANT?!? You are getting such a hurting..."

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