As dog is my witness, I think I may just have hurt my back laughing.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
§ ita § - Jan 16, 2004 7:06:01 pm PST #5249 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle - Jan 17, 2004 7:38:41 am PST #5250 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am laughing so hard I am scaring the cats.
Tom Scola - Jan 17, 2004 2:51:50 pm PST #5251 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
In Bitches:
Steph L: I finally saw Lilo and Stitch, just now. ... Damn little alien dog-monster made me cry.
billytea: I said the exact same thing after watching Jerry Maguire.
DavidS - Jan 17, 2004 8:20:14 pm PST #5252 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter:
ita: Then there's a superhero cartoon starring an actuary
billytea: Um... what? I can see the quips now. "Come any closer and I can assure you, your projected morbidity rates will skyrocket." "I've got your risk discount rate right here!" "ACCOUNTANT?!? You are getting such a hurting..."
Jon B. - Jan 18, 2004 7:28:01 am PST #5253 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
"ACCOUNTANT?!? You are getting such a hurting..."
It's funny 'cause it's true! t /Homer
Elena - Jan 18, 2004 1:07:31 pm PST #5254 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Firefly.
John Sweden
Two more toasters this weekend. The couple that borrowed the Firefly tapes brought them to give them back and another couple said "Hey, what's that?" Suckers! The first couple will be buying the dvds now and there were a few other curious types around when the tapes were being passed.
Is this kinda like how they make reavers?
Cass
More newt.
aurelia - Jan 18, 2004 1:41:35 pm PST #5255 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Just because it's Nilly:
Oh, yeah, I'm bad.
sarameg - Jan 19, 2004 10:25:19 am PST #5256 of 10000
Nilly:
I think my productivity gave me one look, decided I was a hairless kitten, gave a Teppy-style response, and is now wondering looking for snow.
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2004 10:46:44 am PST #5257 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal:
For me the true sign of the tacky decoration is including Santa in the manger scene, either bringing presents or kneeling at the manger. It's like having the Easter Bunny feeding Jesus jelly beans while he's being crucified.
Theodosia - Jan 19, 2004 10:49:42 am PST #5258 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Shrift on Smallville fanfic:
Well, I'm completely okay with reading stories where they go totally AU and toss the characters into a different milieu. I can handle Clark as a rentboy, Lex as a farmboy, or Lana as an interesting person, but the moment anyone takes Lex's cock away, I am consumed with uncomfortableness.
Apparently, this is where I draw the line that should not be crossed. "Thou shalt not give Lex an innie when he has such a nice outie."