erika (who else?) in Bitches, pointing up the differences/similarities between basketball player Anfernee Hardaway and Anne Rice:

And I bet Anne's(I should clarify Ms. Rice's) knees don't hurt nearly as often, although something has to account for her continued marketability...

Fay: stumbles rudely into thread, tumbling through 3000 posts like Alice topsy-turvying down through the rabbit hole, wondering guiltily what important things she's missed as her skirts fly over her head and she flails around, inadvertently seizing a jar of rosepetal jam from a random shelf.

In Bitches --

connie neil: I'm assuming Metrosexuality is not where one fucks cities, correct? Is one allowed to just be good friends with a metropolis?

beth b in Angel, because the poor guy is just never going to live that down:

I don't really think Gunn has wisdom. He did trade his soul for a truck.

ita's response to beth b

Have you met his co workers?

(askye -- you left out an 'r').

I fixed it.

btw is there a way to use italics or bold with spoiler tag?

Not the quicktags, no. You'd have to go oldschool t i t /i

Gudanov on pets and snow:

I remember the first time my former dog Gudanov (yeah, yeah, we named the *dog* Gudanov) took a walk with snow involved. He got about two feet off the porch and then just stood there, holding up a single paw. He stood there for a bit alternating the paw being held up and then just laid down in the snow apparently resigned to death. I think I had to carry him over to a pine tree (he loved to pee on pine trees, it was a thing) and then carry him back inside.

Theodosia in Natter:

I'm starting Operation Defrost down in the kitchen. Surely I can't be expected to go into work while my pipes are frozen, right? Right? <me to Boss: "But the lurkers supported me in email!">