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Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'

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Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2004 7:00:08 pm PST #5248 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And from the Humorous Juxtapositions Department:

Gus: These Republicans are starting to get my Irish up. They don't know who they're messing with, either. I can still kick Stephen Hawking's axle, any day of the week. Get one of them to stand real still and lean forward a little bit and I'll come close to bitch-slapping them into next Wednesday, in at least two attempts out every five.

ita: I think I've picked a physical therapist.

§ ita § - Jan 16, 2004 7:06:01 pm PST #5249 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As dog is my witness, I think I may just have hurt my back laughing.

msbelle - Jan 17, 2004 7:38:41 am PST #5250 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am laughing so hard I am scaring the cats.

Tom Scola - Jan 17, 2004 2:51:50 pm PST #5251 of 10000

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

In Bitches:

Steph L: I finally saw Lilo and Stitch, just now. ... Damn little alien dog-monster made me cry.

billytea: I said the exact same thing after watching Jerry Maguire.

DavidS - Jan 17, 2004 8:20:14 pm PST #5252 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter:

ita: Then there's a superhero cartoon starring an actuary

billytea: Um... what? I can see the quips now. "Come any closer and I can assure you, your projected morbidity rates will skyrocket." "I've got your risk discount rate right here!" "ACCOUNTANT?!? You are getting such a hurting..."

Jon B. - Jan 18, 2004 7:28:01 am PST #5253 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"ACCOUNTANT?!? You are getting such a hurting..."

It's funny 'cause it's true! t /Homer

Elena - Jan 18, 2004 1:07:31 pm PST #5254 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

In Firefly.

John Sweden

Two more toasters this weekend. The couple that borrowed the Firefly tapes brought them to give them back and another couple said "Hey, what's that?" Suckers! The first couple will be buying the dvds now and there were a few other curious types around when the tapes were being passed.

Is this kinda like how they make reavers?

Cass

More newt.

aurelia - Jan 18, 2004 1:41:35 pm PST #5255 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Just because it's Nilly:

Oh, yeah, I'm bad.

sarameg - Jan 19, 2004 10:25:19 am PST #5256 of 10000

Nilly:

I think my productivity gave me one look, decided I was a hairless kitten, gave a Teppy-style response, and is now wondering looking for snow.

Theodosia - Jan 19, 2004 10:46:44 am PST #5257 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal:

For me the true sign of the tacky decoration is including Santa in the manger scene, either bringing presents or kneeling at the manger. It's like having the Easter Bunny feeding Jesus jelly beans while he's being crucified.

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