Jayne ,'Ariel'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Matt, big with the self assessment:
Any illusions I had about keeping a clean house have been forever shattered, and I feel like I need to check into a hotel just to get access to the hot water supply sufficient for a 5 hour shower. With bleach and steel wool.
heheheheheh
Natter:
flea: Eve does not yet projectile vomit. Franny is so advanced! Eve does roll, but looks very startled. She has not yet mastered the cat zen I meant to do that look.
erikaj, in Literary, addressing our favorite vampire horror writer.....
Anne, babe, get over yourself. You're like a literary dancing bear anyway...we put the money in, wind you up, and off you go...pages and pages of the same thing. Put down the crack pipe and the absinthe glass, ok, babe?
In Bitches
Teppy: boy not stupid -- I got on a pen from Sean for Xmas!
ita: Steph, you didn't happen to give him your heart, did you?
Gud, in Natter:
Being a LDS sounds complicated. I guess it's not for lesbians since there's a stamp handy for that, but I wouldn't qualify.
Matt the Bruins fan in Firefly, on a wrongheaded review of Buffy:
Fight scenes better in Season 5 than during the Pruitt/Crawford years? Clearly it must have been hard for the critic to write this review in between his breaks to buy and smoke crack.
Kristen in Natter:
Most interesting thing about the [Ryan] Seacrest show is the rumored war with Carson Daly's show.
It's like Battle of the Tools.
Ken Buddha in Bitches:
You think fandom can be insular and occasionally insane? I think foodies may actually have it all over fandom. Chili and BBQ arguments make Joel vs. Mike, Spike vs. Angel and the Ray wars pale by comparison. Sports and stage parents are better behaved, I swear.
Nutty: Not that I particularly mind the space program getting money, but I do mind any kind of vast, sweeping, expensive initiative when you're already in debt. That way lies living in your parents' basement somewhere down the road.
amych: Umm, Mom, can we be a colony again? We're, like, really sorry about that whole Revolutionary War business when we moved out -- it just got out of hand. And, you know, money's really tight right now, so we need a place to crash for a while, 'kay?
This is even funnier out of context than in, because you could be talking about literally anything.
Ita responding to deb g. in Bitches:
as long as I'm not supposed to take them seriously.
I think you're supposed to take them hard. And often.