This is even funnier out of context than in, because you could be talking about literally anything.
Ita responding to deb g. in Bitches:
as long as I'm not supposed to take them seriously.
I think you're supposed to take them hard. And often.
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SailAweigh - Jan 09, 2004 1:40:54 pm PST #5213 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2004 4:36:33 pm PST #5214 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: Wonder if God ever gets the urge to talk back. Like me watching TV. "Oh she's not falling for that. Oldest trick in the book. Don't go in there! Too late."
Aimée: I'll bet he feels like that during various bouts of diety inducing coitus.
One loud "WHAT?!" would thin the herd out quite a bit.
Katie M - Jan 09, 2004 5:14:53 pm PST #5215 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
quester in Boxed Set, on Stargate:
We had Raiders of the Lost Fountain of Youth, Star Wars, Zombies, Star Trek matte painting and comedy. What a great show!
Trudy Booth - Jan 10, 2004 12:07:17 pm PST #5216 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erkikaj: I expect we'll break up when she doesn't pass emissions.
billytea: Funny, in most relationships it'd be the other way around.
erikaj - Jan 10, 2004 12:17:50 pm PST #5217 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
That was a good one.
Glamcookie - Jan 10, 2004 4:54:50 pm PST #5218 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
ted r. in Buffy:
Victor's and Holli's theory also explains what I've been puzzling over for a while, which is the fact that in the "I'll Never Tell" number, Xander really didn't tell his deepest fears about getting married.
I thought he mentioned the hairy toes?
Theodosia - Jan 12, 2004 7:01:52 am PST #5219 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ken Buddha, on a particularly hopeless reviewer:
You might try a little masturbation, pal, because obviously the libido juice has backed all the way up into your critical faculties.
Calli - Jan 12, 2004 11:02:57 am PST #5220 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Bitches:
Aimée: I regulated all of my piles to the trash. If it's that important, I'll get it again.
Shawn: I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your literature.
Theodosia - Jan 12, 2004 11:51:09 am PST #5221 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jess PMoon (about Battlefield Earth, but really it could be any movie):
It's also one of the most faithful book-to-movie adaptations in existance. Watching the movie is exactly like reading the book. (Which is to say, tedious and irritating in the kind of way that makes you want to scream and throw things at the people responsible for putting this shit on the page/screen. But still, it's impressive.)
lori - Jan 12, 2004 1:11:28 pm PST #5222 of 10000
Jars in Firefly:
Ah, Nilly. She says what we all don't know we're thinking 'til she says it.