I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Xander ,'Beneath You'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Jan 07, 2004 11:55:40 pm PST #5205 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

flea: Eve does not yet projectile vomit. Franny is so advanced! Eve does roll, but looks very startled. She has not yet mastered the cat zen I meant to do that look.


juliana - Jan 08, 2004 8:41:35 am PST #5206 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

erikaj, in Literary, addressing our favorite vampire horror writer.....

Anne, babe, get over yourself. You're like a literary dancing bear anyway...we put the money in, wind you up, and off you go...pages and pages of the same thing. Put down the crack pipe and the absinthe glass, ok, babe?


Cass - Jan 08, 2004 9:47:31 am PST #5207 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Bitches

Teppy: boy not stupid -- I got on a pen from Sean for Xmas!

ita: Steph, you didn't happen to give him your heart, did you?


Jessica - Jan 08, 2004 10:11:54 am PST #5208 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Gud, in Natter:

Being a LDS sounds complicated. I guess it's not for lesbians since there's a stamp handy for that, but I wouldn't qualify.


Katie M - Jan 08, 2004 2:22:20 pm PST #5209 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Matt the Bruins fan in Firefly, on a wrongheaded review of Buffy:

Fight scenes better in Season 5 than during the Pruitt/Crawford years? Clearly it must have been hard for the critic to write this review in between his breaks to buy and smoke crack.


Glamcookie - Jan 08, 2004 3:25:52 pm PST #5210 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Kristen in Natter:

Most interesting thing about the [Ryan] Seacrest show is the rumored war with Carson Daly's show.

It's like Battle of the Tools.


Anne W. - Jan 09, 2004 5:41:42 am PST #5211 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Ken Buddha in Bitches:

You think fandom can be insular and occasionally insane? I think foodies may actually have it all over fandom. Chili and BBQ arguments make Joel vs. Mike, Spike vs. Angel and the Ray wars pale by comparison. Sports and stage parents are better behaved, I swear.


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2004 6:09:52 am PST #5212 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nutty: Not that I particularly mind the space program getting money, but I do mind any kind of vast, sweeping, expensive initiative when you're already in debt. That way lies living in your parents' basement somewhere down the road.

amych: Umm, Mom, can we be a colony again? We're, like, really sorry about that whole Revolutionary War business when we moved out -- it just got out of hand. And, you know, money's really tight right now, so we need a place to crash for a while, 'kay?


SailAweigh - Jan 09, 2004 1:40:54 pm PST #5213 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

This is even funnier out of context than in, because you could be talking about literally anything.

Ita responding to deb g. in Bitches:

as long as I'm not supposed to take them seriously.

I think you're supposed to take them hard. And often.


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2004 4:36:33 pm PST #5214 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Wonder if God ever gets the urge to talk back. Like me watching TV. "Oh she's not falling for that. Oldest trick in the book. Don't go in there! Too late."

Aimée: I'll bet he feels like that during various bouts of diety inducing coitus.

One loud "WHAT?!" would thin the herd out quite a bit.