erikaj: Wonder if God ever gets the urge to talk back. Like me watching TV. "Oh she's not falling for that. Oldest trick in the book. Don't go in there! Too late."

Aimée: I'll bet he feels like that during various bouts of diety inducing coitus.

One loud "WHAT?!" would thin the herd out quite a bit.

quester in Boxed Set, on Stargate:

We had Raiders of the Lost Fountain of Youth, Star Wars, Zombies, Star Trek matte painting and comedy. What a great show!

erkikaj: I expect we'll break up when she doesn't pass emissions.

billytea: Funny, in most relationships it'd be the other way around.

That was a good one.

ted r. in Buffy:

Victor's and Holli's theory also explains what I've been puzzling over for a while, which is the fact that in the "I'll Never Tell" number, Xander really didn't tell his deepest fears about getting married.

I thought he mentioned the hairy toes?

Ken Buddha, on a particularly hopeless reviewer:

You might try a little masturbation, pal, because obviously the libido juice has backed all the way up into your critical faculties.

In Bitches:

Aimée: I regulated all of my piles to the trash. If it's that important, I'll get it again.

Shawn: I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your literature.

Jess PMoon (about Battlefield Earth, but really it could be any movie):

It's also one of the most faithful book-to-movie adaptations in existance. Watching the movie is exactly like reading the book. (Which is to say, tedious and irritating in the kind of way that makes you want to scream and throw things at the people responsible for putting this shit on the page/screen. But still, it's impressive.)

Jars in Firefly:

Ah, Nilly. She says what we all don't know we're thinking 'til she says it.

Madrigal Costello: That Oliver guy said that he was an underage drinker, driver and bestialist of cats and dogs. He happily anticipates going to jail where he expects to receive golden showers. I think he's one of the kids I regularly tutor.

Betsy HP: In what?