'Bring On The Night'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Gleebo, in Natter 19:
Ahhh the joy of apartment mailbox fetching. Checking my mail today, to which there was none, I was accosted by the local loon. A 60 some year old guy that everyone calls "Gimpy Mort" saw me come out of my apartment and followed me to the mailboxes. He then asked me if I could invite him to one of "those crazy sex parties we are always having, next time we have one"
I need to ask my roommate what is going on at nights in our apartment when we are both at work.
And all us Firefly lovers are a bunch of addicts. There's a whole long line comparing us to AA members, but the one that made me laugh out loud:
Trudy: We're like the court-mandated AA.
It's more like bragging and we're all just trying to get laid.
Catching up in RotK, HoyaSaxa proves ultimate geekdom.
(setup whitefonted for those who are still sadly deprived)
Was I the only one having a Hoth battle flashback during the fight against the big elephants, with riders of Rohan being the snowspeeders and the elephants the AT-ATs?
I have reached high geekdom with this post. Somebody behold that.
Miracleman in Natter:
Sheesh, try to hand the woman of your dreams the entire world and she screams about a damn dromedary.
Matt, big with the self assessment:
Any illusions I had about keeping a clean house have been forever shattered, and I feel like I need to check into a hotel just to get access to the hot water supply sufficient for a 5 hour shower. With bleach and steel wool.
heheheheheh
Natter:
flea: Eve does not yet projectile vomit. Franny is so advanced! Eve does roll, but looks very startled. She has not yet mastered the cat zen I meant to do that look.
erikaj, in Literary, addressing our favorite vampire horror writer.....
Anne, babe, get over yourself. You're like a literary dancing bear anyway...we put the money in, wind you up, and off you go...pages and pages of the same thing. Put down the crack pipe and the absinthe glass, ok, babe?
In Bitches
Teppy: boy not stupid -- I got on a pen from Sean for Xmas!
ita: Steph, you didn't happen to give him your heart, did you?
Gud, in Natter:
Being a LDS sounds complicated. I guess it's not for lesbians since there's a stamp handy for that, but I wouldn't qualify.
Matt the Bruins fan in Firefly, on a wrongheaded review of Buffy:
Fight scenes better in Season 5 than during the Pruitt/Crawford years? Clearly it must have been hard for the critic to write this review in between his breaks to buy and smoke crack.