Giles, help! He's going to scold me!

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - Jan 07, 2004 5:45:48 am PST #5199 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Lyra Jane, summarizing Lilo and Stitch in Movies:

So it's like S5 Buffy, if the Space Barf Demon had stuck around and been a little more cuddly?


DXMachina - Jan 07, 2004 7:58:48 am PST #5200 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Gleebo, in Natter 19:

Ahhh the joy of apartment mailbox fetching. Checking my mail today, to which there was none, I was accosted by the local loon. A 60 some year old guy that everyone calls "Gimpy Mort" saw me come out of my apartment and followed me to the mailboxes. He then asked me if I could invite him to one of "those crazy sex parties we are always having, next time we have one"

I need to ask my roommate what is going on at nights in our apartment when we are both at work.


Deena - Jan 07, 2004 8:43:16 am PST #5201 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

And all us Firefly lovers are a bunch of addicts. There's a whole long line comparing us to AA members, but the one that made me laugh out loud:

Trudy: We're like the court-mandated AA.

It's more like bragging and we're all just trying to get laid.


juliana - Jan 07, 2004 9:35:07 am PST #5202 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Catching up in RotK, HoyaSaxa proves ultimate geekdom.

(setup whitefonted for those who are still sadly deprived)

Was I the only one having a Hoth battle flashback during the fight against the big elephants, with riders of Rohan being the snowspeeders and the elephants the AT-ATs?

I have reached high geekdom with this post. Somebody behold that.


aurelia - Jan 07, 2004 3:07:40 pm PST #5203 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Miracleman in Natter:

Sheesh, try to hand the woman of your dreams the entire world and she screams about a damn dromedary.


Astarte - Jan 07, 2004 3:33:08 pm PST #5204 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Matt, big with the self assessment:

Any illusions I had about keeping a clean house have been forever shattered, and I feel like I need to check into a hotel just to get access to the hot water supply sufficient for a 5 hour shower. With bleach and steel wool.

heheheheheh


Nilly - Jan 07, 2004 11:55:40 pm PST #5205 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

flea: Eve does not yet projectile vomit. Franny is so advanced! Eve does roll, but looks very startled. She has not yet mastered the cat zen I meant to do that look.


juliana - Jan 08, 2004 8:41:35 am PST #5206 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

erikaj, in Literary, addressing our favorite vampire horror writer.....

Anne, babe, get over yourself. You're like a literary dancing bear anyway...we put the money in, wind you up, and off you go...pages and pages of the same thing. Put down the crack pipe and the absinthe glass, ok, babe?


Cass - Jan 08, 2004 9:47:31 am PST #5207 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Bitches

Teppy: boy not stupid -- I got on a pen from Sean for Xmas!

ita: Steph, you didn't happen to give him your heart, did you?


Jessica - Jan 08, 2004 10:11:54 am PST #5208 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Gud, in Natter:

Being a LDS sounds complicated. I guess it's not for lesbians since there's a stamp handy for that, but I wouldn't qualify.