Victor in Firefly:
the other lost Firefly story: "How Jayne Learned to Stop Worrying and Love his Bunk."
I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?
Angel ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
sj - Dec 14, 2003 2:41:58 pm PST #5047 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Madrigal Costello - Dec 14, 2003 5:29:02 pm PST #5048 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Emily
Good start! Now propose a mechanism which would react in a similar way to the same stimulus (or, to help with the other class: given some group already proven to be smokin' hot, prove that there is some polynomial-time computable function f such that a person X fits into that group if and only if f(X) is a smart chick. This will prove that smart chicks are at least as smokin' hot as any other group of hotties, and that if any one of them is in the set P, P = HOT).
Trudy Booth - Dec 14, 2003 10:36:47 pm PST #5049 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Madrigal Costello: I remember wanting crutches. But even when I broke my ankle, the doctor wouldn't say that I needed them, so I just had to hobble. A person really needs a prop like crutches to look tragical enough to get sympathy from others. I ended looking like I'd had someone else's much larger foot attached to my leg.
Theodosia - Dec 15, 2003 7:14:39 am PST #5050 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
msbelle:
I think if you buy the world a Coke, you are under contractual obligation to also teach the world to sing. And not just sing mind you, but sing in perfect harmony. From what I hear, the Swedes have some trouble with the harmony and throw the whole thing off.
Theodosia - Dec 15, 2003 10:48:00 am PST #5051 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ginger, on the holiday season as they should be taught in public schools:
When you're making a diorama of a winter solstice human sacrifice, it's really hard to get the sacrificial knife right, plus the blood never looks realistic.
EpicTangent - Dec 15, 2003 2:07:46 pm PST #5052 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Haven't seen this in here in catchy-uppy mode. Anyway, made me laugh.
erika, on tricky vocabulary:
But it makes it hard when Bitches send you stuff...JZ sent me a package, and I was like "I wanna see what's in Jacqueline's box." Then I was like "That didn't come out right," Package didn't really help either.
Theodosia - Dec 16, 2003 2:53:44 am PST #5053 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Trudy Booth, after a late-night heart-to-heart talk in Bitches:
Alright, just because I'm dying alone doesn't mean I have to be sleepy at work.
Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 3:59:41 am PST #5054 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
In Angel, Cindy imagines a meeting between Xander and Cordelia (no to minimal spoilers for Angel S5, but white-fonted just in case)
XANDER: You do remember I'm also from Sunnydale, right? Sure, your last couple of years haven't been a day at the beach, but they're nothing that high school didn't prepare us for.
CORDELIA: Take a look at this picture of what it did to my hair.
XANDER: Oh, Cordelia. I had no idea. If you want out, say the word.
CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come!
XANDER: Um...about Sunnydale. It's now a gaping pit in the middle of nowhere.
(Cordelia looks around at the W&H facilities. Her eyes fall first on Wesley, then Gunn, Angel, Fred, Lorne, and finally Spike.)
CORDELIA: Sunnydale, here I come.
Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2003 4:01:38 am PST #5055 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
And SailAweigh's new tagline. Because it's so true....
You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
billytea - Dec 16, 2003 4:32:08 am PST #5056 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
You know you are in Wisconsin when...your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
Hee. These are also the Australian national colours. So it's also true of Australia, if by 'church' you mean cricket.