Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.

'Potential'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Strix - Dec 09, 2003 11:52:00 am PST #5018 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HA!


sj - Dec 09, 2003 12:32:29 pm PST #5019 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel in Previously:

And the remedy Is that we're serious And it's les liaisons dangerous... The tragedy Is that we'll spend The rest of our lives with Firefly on Show the light to all of your friends — Shiny thing — Cause it all amounts to something In the end.

I... Won't let Firefly fade 'way...


Glamcookie - Dec 09, 2003 2:01:50 pm PST #5020 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Aimee after a good review at work (from Bitches):

t still doing cabbage-patch


Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2003 8:17:57 pm PST #5021 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: I think of myself as a relatively sane, relatively normal-looking middle-aged woman, but doctors seem to take one look at me and see the lost weekend.


Nilly - Dec 09, 2003 10:57:39 pm PST #5022 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Nutty: Strider not especially skanky in Rivendell. Unshaven, yes. Wearing a velvet bathrobe, yes. But he even brushed his hair while he was there. Did not avail himself of the Elven Ponytail Holder of Power, but we take baby steps in grooming. If we jumped him with the whole cast of Queer Eye, there would be swordplay and tragedy involved.


Megan E. - Dec 10, 2003 5:54:43 am PST #5023 of 10000

erinacious on my her husband should go on Queer Eye:

Me: You should go on Queer Eye! I bet Thom could fix your office.
DH: No, he would just put all my stuff in storage. I want to see QE do an assistant professor. That would be the real test. He'd be all "I NEED ALL THIS STUFF FOR TENURE" and Jai would be "Tenure's overrated! You need style."
Me: And then Carson would come in and say "You already have tenure! At THE UNIVERSITY OF CRAP!"


flea - Dec 10, 2003 6:40:49 am PST #5024 of 10000
information libertarian

Raquel:

My office is taking an office trip to see Return of the King. My boss announces this at staff meeting today, and one of the developers says, "What's that? Is it a movie about Elvis?"


juliana - Dec 10, 2003 9:31:32 am PST #5025 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Buffistechnology:

Liese S.

And, no kidding. Oh, look, I've been hijacked! Gee, I wonder what products and/or services the hijackers offer. Let me go spend money.

DXMachina

Maybe they're counting on the Stockholm syndrome.


DCJensen - Dec 10, 2003 10:04:10 am PST #5026 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'd like to suggest to Juliana to start with this quote:

Theodosia, in Buffistechnology:

It boggles me that somebody is dumb enough to think that taking over your browser won't annoy a potential customer so much they'd never buy anything from you.


juliana - Dec 10, 2003 10:07:15 am PST #5027 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Daniel has a good point. Thanks!

(I'ma blame the codeine....)