cass explains erika's gift, in Bitches:
Life hands you lemons... You make lemon drops and get everyone very drunk...
'Serenity'
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cass explains erika's gift, in Bitches:
Life hands you lemons... You make lemon drops and get everyone very drunk...
Natter, on the intricacies of self-evaluation:
tina f: How is one supposed to grade oneself on a 1-5 scale on Integrity??
EpicTangent: 5 either way, right?
Catching up in Natter.
Aimee on Tommy Lee:
So he has a big dick? Eh. So what? I can get cleaner by humping a gas pump.
Natter:
Gleebo: I almost bet that we pay more attention and are possibly just as concerned about the well being of Baby!Panda as the keepers at the zoo are. Shouldn't we be getting some kind of panda sitting pay?
Pete, Husband Of Reason:
BLACK FOAMY BAT OF DOOM!!!
And I mean Foamy as in "made of foam".
In response to fundamentalist Christian opinions of Buffy:
Gleebo:
I always knew that the bible had some deleted scenes. Tim and Joss should so write those.
joe boucher:
Tim totally wrote the Passion: "Wait'll they see who I kill this time."
In Bitches:
Daniel C. Jensen
Humans can be like a computer...sometimes a quick reboot is in order.
Aimee
I know I could benefit from a 3 finger salute at work once in a while. Hell, one would be good.
Cashmere:
Tantric Firefly.
Hec, on his friend's visit:
Gary showed up wearing a schlumpy conglomeration of ill-matched clothes with his cellphone literally tied to his head with string ...
JZ, in Natter:
Oh my God. He FLAUNTED THE LAW. That FUCKO. Who does he think he is, running around carrying out his judicial duties and discharging his legally-prescribed responsibilities right there in a public court of law where decent people can see him and everything? Fucking law-abiding law-administering law-flaunting LEGAL FUCKO.