Raquel:
My office is taking an office trip to see Return of the King. My boss announces this at staff meeting today, and one of the developers says, "What's that? Is it a movie about Elvis?"
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
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Raquel:
My office is taking an office trip to see Return of the King. My boss announces this at staff meeting today, and one of the developers says, "What's that? Is it a movie about Elvis?"
Buffistechnology:
Liese S.
And, no kidding. Oh, look, I've been hijacked! Gee, I wonder what products and/or services the hijackers offer. Let me go spend money.
DXMachina
Maybe they're counting on the Stockholm syndrome.
I'd like to suggest to Juliana to start with this quote:
Theodosia, in Buffistechnology:
It boggles me that somebody is dumb enough to think that taking over your browser won't annoy a potential customer so much they'd never buy anything from you.
Daniel has a good point. Thanks!
(I'ma blame the codeine....)
cass explains erika's gift, in Bitches:
Life hands you lemons... You make lemon drops and get everyone very drunk...
Natter, on the intricacies of self-evaluation:
tina f: How is one supposed to grade oneself on a 1-5 scale on Integrity??
EpicTangent: 5 either way, right?
Catching up in Natter.
Aimee on Tommy Lee:
So he has a big dick? Eh. So what? I can get cleaner by humping a gas pump.
Natter:
Gleebo: I almost bet that we pay more attention and are possibly just as concerned about the well being of Baby!Panda as the keepers at the zoo are. Shouldn't we be getting some kind of panda sitting pay?
Pete, Husband Of Reason:
BLACK FOAMY BAT OF DOOM!!!
And I mean Foamy as in "made of foam".
In response to fundamentalist Christian opinions of Buffy:
Gleebo:
I always knew that the bible had some deleted scenes. Tim and Joss should so write those.
joe boucher:
Tim totally wrote the Passion: "Wait'll they see who I kill this time."