I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


flea - Dec 10, 2003 6:40:49 am PST #5024 of 10000
information libertarian

Raquel:

My office is taking an office trip to see Return of the King. My boss announces this at staff meeting today, and one of the developers says, "What's that? Is it a movie about Elvis?"


juliana - Dec 10, 2003 9:31:32 am PST #5025 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Buffistechnology:

Liese S.

And, no kidding. Oh, look, I've been hijacked! Gee, I wonder what products and/or services the hijackers offer. Let me go spend money.

DXMachina

Maybe they're counting on the Stockholm syndrome.


DCJensen - Dec 10, 2003 10:04:10 am PST #5026 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'd like to suggest to Juliana to start with this quote:

Theodosia, in Buffistechnology:

It boggles me that somebody is dumb enough to think that taking over your browser won't annoy a potential customer so much they'd never buy anything from you.


juliana - Dec 10, 2003 10:07:15 am PST #5027 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Daniel has a good point. Thanks!

(I'ma blame the codeine....)


smonster - Dec 10, 2003 11:42:54 am PST #5028 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

cass explains erika's gift, in Bitches:

Life hands you lemons... You make lemon drops and get everyone very drunk...


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2003 2:31:19 pm PST #5029 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Natter, on the intricacies of self-evaluation:

tina f: How is one supposed to grade oneself on a 1-5 scale on Integrity??

EpicTangent: 5 either way, right?


sj - Dec 10, 2003 7:31:33 pm PST #5030 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Catching up in Natter.

Aimee on Tommy Lee:

So he has a big dick? Eh. So what? I can get cleaner by humping a gas pump.


Nilly - Dec 11, 2003 3:57:47 am PST #5031 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Gleebo: I almost bet that we pay more attention and are possibly just as concerned about the well being of Baby!Panda as the keepers at the zoo are. Shouldn't we be getting some kind of panda sitting pay?


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2003 5:14:55 am PST #5032 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Pete, Husband Of Reason:

BLACK FOAMY BAT OF DOOM!!!

And I mean Foamy as in "made of foam".


Dana - Dec 11, 2003 7:21:07 am PST #5033 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In response to fundamentalist Christian opinions of Buffy:

Gleebo:

I always knew that the bible had some deleted scenes. Tim and Joss should so write those.

joe boucher:

Tim totally wrote the Passion: "Wait'll they see who I kill this time."