Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'
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Daniel in Previously:
And the remedy Is that we're serious And it's les liaisons dangerous... The tragedy Is that we'll spend The rest of our lives with Firefly on Show the light to all of your friends — Shiny thing — Cause it all amounts to something In the end.
I... Won't let Firefly fade 'way...
Aimee after a good review at work (from Bitches):
t still doing cabbage-patch
Ginger: I think of myself as a relatively sane, relatively normal-looking middle-aged woman, but doctors seem to take one look at me and see the lost weekend.
Natter:
Nutty: Strider not especially skanky in Rivendell. Unshaven, yes. Wearing a velvet bathrobe, yes. But he even brushed his hair while he was there. Did not avail himself of the Elven Ponytail Holder of Power, but we take baby steps in grooming. If we jumped him with the whole cast of Queer Eye, there would be swordplay and tragedy involved.
erinacious on my her husband should go on Queer Eye:
Me: You should go on Queer Eye! I bet Thom could fix your office.
DH: No, he would just put all my stuff in storage. I want to see QE do an assistant professor. That would be the real test. He'd be all "I NEED ALL THIS STUFF FOR TENURE" and Jai would be "Tenure's overrated! You need style."
Me: And then Carson would come in and say "You already have tenure! At THE UNIVERSITY OF CRAP!"
Raquel:
My office is taking an office trip to see Return of the King. My boss announces this at staff meeting today, and one of the developers says, "What's that? Is it a movie about Elvis?"
Buffistechnology:
Liese S.
And, no kidding. Oh, look, I've been hijacked! Gee, I wonder what products and/or services the hijackers offer. Let me go spend money.
DXMachina
Maybe they're counting on the Stockholm syndrome.
I'd like to suggest to Juliana to start with this quote:
Theodosia, in Buffistechnology:
It boggles me that somebody is dumb enough to think that taking over your browser won't annoy a potential customer so much they'd never buy anything from you.
Daniel has a good point. Thanks!
(I'ma blame the codeine....)
cass explains erika's gift, in Bitches:
Life hands you lemons... You make lemon drops and get everyone very drunk...