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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Firefly:
joss: These people are just so alive to me, and not just because we cast living actors. (We were of course accused of anti-Zombieism, but I've auditioned a few and no offense, they move really slowly and they eat your brains. Just like Latvians.)
(I just laughed out loud when I read this, I couldn't help myself. Also, braaaaaaaains).
billytea: So they haven't got back to me on an offer. If they do, I'm going to attribute it to the aptitutde testing. Now I can only hope that my duties will include completing sequences of coloured shapes.
Buffista Fic
Erin: What surprises me is the lack of Laurell Hamilton fic. That pretty much SCREAMS "come fic me." (And it has the pumps to prove it...)
From Natter:
Jess PMoon, linking to some geeky paleontology story,
Oldest, undeniably male fossil found in British rock group.
and DX running with it,
It's Keith Richards, isn't it?
HA!
Daniel in Previously:
And the remedy Is that we're serious And it's les liaisons dangerous... The tragedy Is that we'll spend The rest of our lives with Firefly on Show the light to all of your friends — Shiny thing — Cause it all amounts to something In the end.
I... Won't let Firefly fade 'way...
Aimee after a good review at work (from Bitches):
t still doing cabbage-patch
Ginger: I think of myself as a relatively sane, relatively normal-looking middle-aged woman, but doctors seem to take one look at me and see the lost weekend.
Natter:
Nutty: Strider not especially skanky in Rivendell. Unshaven, yes. Wearing a velvet bathrobe, yes. But he even brushed his hair while he was there. Did not avail himself of the Elven Ponytail Holder of Power, but we take baby steps in grooming. If we jumped him with the whole cast of Queer Eye, there would be swordplay and tragedy involved.
erinacious on my her husband should go on Queer Eye:
Me: You should go on Queer Eye! I bet Thom could fix your office.
DH: No, he would just put all my stuff in storage. I want to see QE do an assistant professor. That would be the real test. He'd be all "I NEED ALL THIS STUFF FOR TENURE" and Jai would be "Tenure's overrated! You need style."
Me: And then Carson would come in and say "You already have tenure! At THE UNIVERSITY OF CRAP!"