Raiders of the Lost Ring, in LOTR, DXM bringing the funny:
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"?
Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
Aragorn: I like "Strider."
Elrond: We named the *dog* Strider.
Lydia: But you are a vampire. Spike: If I'm not, I'm gonna be pissed about drinking all that blood.
'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Volans - Dec 07, 2003 11:44:33 am PST #5012 of 10000
move out and draw fire
DavidS - Dec 07, 2003 7:52:38 pm PST #5013 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches...
Madrigal: Maybe the echidna skull could be useful in getting the visas back. There's the "I'm a voudun priest and I could wreak some major mojo on your ass" method, the "I'm the next Steve Irwin, you can't interrupt my travel plans" method, the "This is the skull of my country's first prime minister and must be returned to the national museum - yes, I know it's small, that's how you know it's authentic" method, and, "Dude, I got an echidna skull. That so outranks everyone else here with their gerbil skulls" method.
billytea: Hee. From now on, all my dealings with the US Consulate will begin with "Dear Gerbil Skull".
Nilly - Dec 07, 2003 10:07:51 pm PST #5014 of 10000
Swouncing
In Firefly:
joss: These people are just so alive to me, and not just because we cast living actors. (We were of course accused of anti-Zombieism, but I've auditioned a few and no offense, they move really slowly and they eat your brains. Just like Latvians.)
(I just laughed out loud when I read this, I couldn't help myself. Also, braaaaaaaains).
Trudy Booth - Dec 08, 2003 5:10:44 am PST #5015 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea: So they haven't got back to me on an offer. If they do, I'm going to attribute it to the aptitutde testing. Now I can only hope that my duties will include completing sequences of coloured shapes.
Cindy - Dec 08, 2003 12:57:30 pm PST #5016 of 10000
Nobody
Buffista Fic
Erin: What surprises me is the lack of Laurell Hamilton fic. That pretty much SCREAMS "come fic me." (And it has the pumps to prove it...)
Cashmere - Dec 09, 2003 5:09:20 am PST #5017 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
From Natter:
Jess PMoon, linking to some geeky paleontology story,
Oldest, undeniably male fossil found in British rock group.
and DX running with it,
It's Keith Richards, isn't it?
Strix - Dec 09, 2003 11:52:00 am PST #5018 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
HA!
sj - Dec 09, 2003 12:32:29 pm PST #5019 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Daniel in Previously:
And the remedy Is that we're serious And it's les liaisons dangerous... The tragedy Is that we'll spend The rest of our lives with Firefly on Show the light to all of your friends — Shiny thing — Cause it all amounts to something In the end.
I... Won't let Firefly fade 'way...
Glamcookie - Dec 09, 2003 2:01:50 pm PST #5020 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Aimee after a good review at work (from Bitches):
t still doing cabbage-patch
Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2003 8:17:57 pm PST #5021 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: I think of myself as a relatively sane, relatively normal-looking middle-aged woman, but doctors seem to take one look at me and see the lost weekend.