'The Message'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Shawn in Natter:
I know people who are off-the-charts well-read, intuitive, gifted, curious, have huge vocabularies and breathtaking abilities in understanding and creating ideas but don't have the common sense or life skills God gave a box of hair because they were so coddled as a youth. And I love my BF anyway.
Betsy in Angel because it's just so true:
Stalking is only attractive and adorable when performed by (A) vampires (B) baby pandas.
Betsy HP:
Millions of us wouldn't exist if you could kill a fetus with Twinkies
Erinaceous (just making me love her more) : that's freaky, but probably statistically insignificant.
Slightly spoilery for Angel...
Re: nude and tattooed CK:
Sean: And I know Daniel will appreciate it if you do this. I'm pretty sure he had to ice his wrist up for a week after doing those 60 screencaps.
Matt the Bruins fan - I may have to ice my wrist up for a considerable amount of time as well once I download them all.
Catching up in Bitches. There was more to this, but here's what I caught.
Aimee: Yes, all I do is sit here and feel myself all day.
Gud: You'd better check your company policy, you might be sexually harrasing yourself.
Erin: Dude, I wonder if this is true. I think I'll scream "Fuck me, you sexy bitch!" in the mirror and grab my own breasts, and see if I sue myself.
Odds are I'll get hauled away in an unflattering white jacket first.
Phill:
So, the Baby Panda has finally unleashed his war upon Middle Earth (i.e. this board). Remeber when this board used to stand for something important, the adventures of an over dressed food-phobic blonde and her various boyfriends?
What's happened to us?
Also, the Baby Panda is still asleep.
Gudanov, in Bitches. Not so much funny as sardonic:
I've noticed that there is a completely different definition for the word "improve" when used in the context of medical benefit changes at a company.
Emily:
I have just felt up the (very patient) dog, and there are indeed no nipples on him that I can find. I draw the line, however, at checking my cat for a clitoris.
Ah, the spirit of scientific inquiry...
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