Betsy in Angel because it's just so true:
Stalking is only attractive and adorable when performed by (A) vampires (B) baby pandas.
This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
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bon bon - Dec 04, 2003 11:09:44 am PST #4990 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Theodosia - Dec 04, 2003 4:35:48 pm PST #4991 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy HP:
Millions of us wouldn't exist if you could kill a fetus with Twinkies
Trudy Booth - Dec 04, 2003 8:23:28 pm PST #4992 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erinaceous (just making me love her more) : that's freaky, but probably statistically insignificant.
Strix - Dec 05, 2003 8:24:58 am PST #4993 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Slightly spoilery for Angel...
Re: nude and tattooed CK:
Sean: And I know Daniel will appreciate it if you do this. I'm pretty sure he had to ice his wrist up for a week after doing those 60 screencaps.
Matt the Bruins fan - I may have to ice my wrist up for a considerable amount of time as well once I download them all.
smonster - Dec 05, 2003 11:04:35 am PST #4994 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Catching up in Bitches. There was more to this, but here's what I caught.
Aimee: Yes, all I do is sit here and feel myself all day.
Gud: You'd better check your company policy, you might be sexually harrasing yourself.
Erin: Dude, I wonder if this is true. I think I'll scream "Fuck me, you sexy bitch!" in the mirror and grab my own breasts, and see if I sue myself.
Odds are I'll get hauled away in an unflattering white jacket first.
JZ - Dec 05, 2003 12:07:38 pm PST #4995 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Phill:
So, the Baby Panda has finally unleashed his war upon Middle Earth (i.e. this board). Remeber when this board used to stand for something important, the adventures of an over dressed food-phobic blonde and her various boyfriends?
What's happened to us?
Also, the Baby Panda is still asleep.
Sean K - Dec 05, 2003 12:58:33 pm PST #4996 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Gudanov, in Bitches. Not so much funny as sardonic:
I've noticed that there is a completely different definition for the word "improve" when used in the context of medical benefit changes at a company.
flea - Dec 05, 2003 2:34:10 pm PST #4997 of 10000
information libertarian
Emily:
I have just felt up the (very patient) dog, and there are indeed no nipples on him that I can find. I draw the line, however, at checking my cat for a clitoris.
Ah, the spirit of scientific inquiry...
Aims - Dec 05, 2003 2:35:02 pm PST #4998 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
vw bug - Dec 05, 2003 3:40:20 pm PST #4999 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
My poor, poor dog.