My poor, poor dog.
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Dear vw,
I think your roomie might be a serial killer.
Dear Cindy,
I sure hope so. I've given her a priority list.
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Betsy HP:
The disturbing clitoris thread makes me remember that I had a very vivid dream last week in which I was having sex with Stephen Sondheim. It turned out he had two penises, so he had to take care of one himself. I woke up and immediately thought of Dana. No, not in *that* way.
t blink
Bwah!
Would it be possible to include thread names more often? For context, or just so I know if "spoilery for Angel" means spoilery from the spoiler thread spoilery, or standard NAFDA info.
I'm catching up in Bitches.
Hil R:
in my family, every female's will states that, although the husband will inherit almost everything, the jewelry, silver, and china are specifically mentioned as going to either daughters or nieces. My grandmother started this, because she was convinced that her husband would get remarried to a seventeen-year-old shiksa who'd take all of that stuff. It became known in our family as the "seventeen-year-old shiksa clause."
At Thanksgiving this year, my sister was setting the table, and my mother said, "This would be china you'd be happy to entertain with, right?" and my sister responded, "It's nice, but it's not really my style. You can leave it to Hil." Then a few minutes later, I walked through the dining room, and she asked me the same question. I replied, "Well, it's really more your style than mine." My father walked into the room then, and my mother turned to him, sighed, and said, "I guess the seventeen-year-old shiksa can have the china after all."
Emily: If a book jumps off the table, it doesn't mean there's a poltergeist. The book could just have come to life for a split second and committed suicide from the despair.
Emily, who was smokin' (as opposed to smoking) last night:
I'd like to go down in Buffista history, if necessary, as the first person to fail to get a degree because she couldn't play checkers. That would be a comfort to me in my straitjacketed rocking and mumbling. "Can't sleep... it'll forget who's playing red..."
tommyrot:
Re: wide-screen DVD hatred - I've heard tell that some people see the black bars above and below the picture and think part of the picture is "missing."
How these people get the DVD box open is beyond me.