Emily:
I have just felt up the (very patient) dog, and there are indeed no nipples on him that I can find. I draw the line, however, at checking my cat for a clitoris.
Ah, the spirit of scientific inquiry...
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
flea - Dec 05, 2003 2:34:10 pm PST #4997 of 10000
information libertarian
Aims - Dec 05, 2003 2:35:02 pm PST #4998 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
vw bug - Dec 05, 2003 3:40:20 pm PST #4999 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
My poor, poor dog.
Cindy - Dec 05, 2003 3:45:45 pm PST #5000 of 10000
Nobody
Dear vw,
I think your roomie might be a serial killer.
vw bug - Dec 05, 2003 4:30:34 pm PST #5001 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
Dear Cindy,
I sure hope so. I've given her a priority list.
t /natter
Theodosia - Dec 05, 2003 4:35:33 pm PST #5002 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy HP:
The disturbing clitoris thread makes me remember that I had a very vivid dream last week in which I was having sex with Stephen Sondheim. It turned out he had two penises, so he had to take care of one himself. I woke up and immediately thought of Dana. No, not in *that* way.
Dana - Dec 05, 2003 4:37:47 pm PST #5003 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
t blink
§ ita § - Dec 05, 2003 5:40:50 pm PST #5004 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bwah!
Would it be possible to include thread names more often? For context, or just so I know if "spoilery for Angel" means spoilery from the spoiler thread spoilery, or standard NAFDA info.
Beverly - Dec 05, 2003 8:18:08 pm PST #5005 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I'm catching up in Bitches.
Hil R:
in my family, every female's will states that, although the husband will inherit almost everything, the jewelry, silver, and china are specifically mentioned as going to either daughters or nieces. My grandmother started this, because she was convinced that her husband would get remarried to a seventeen-year-old shiksa who'd take all of that stuff. It became known in our family as the "seventeen-year-old shiksa clause."
At Thanksgiving this year, my sister was setting the table, and my mother said, "This would be china you'd be happy to entertain with, right?" and my sister responded, "It's nice, but it's not really my style. You can leave it to Hil." Then a few minutes later, I walked through the dining room, and she asked me the same question. I replied, "Well, it's really more your style than mine." My father walked into the room then, and my mother turned to him, sighed, and said, "I guess the seventeen-year-old shiksa can have the china after all."
Trudy Booth - Dec 05, 2003 8:38:35 pm PST #5006 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Emily: If a book jumps off the table, it doesn't mean there's a poltergeist. The book could just have come to life for a split second and committed suicide from the despair.