ita: Is the Porgy and Bess story any more alien than Oklahoma?
Trudy: Well, the farmer and the cow man should be friends...
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
aurelia - Dec 03, 2003 8:57:20 pm PST #4986 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
ChiKat - Dec 04, 2003 5:33:24 am PST #4987 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Cashmere: I've always thought the immaculate conception was religious retcon.
Trudy Booth: There was no television, they had very little to do.
DX Machina: So, the gospels were fanfic? :)
Trudy Booth: Are they slashy enough to be fic?
DX Machina: Mostly a male cast. IJS...
Theodosia - Dec 04, 2003 7:15:42 am PST #4988 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Trudy Booth:
Steph, how was Mary's conception immaculate? Were her parents, I dunno, virgins on a snowfield during a full moon when they conceived her? Or did G-d hit them with some sort of whammy? OR maybe the glitter twins made it never happen?
Steph L:
*I* don't know. I'm not a Catholic theologian. It's a lot of handwaving, much like the suspension of disbelief one must undergo for parts of Farscape.
Glamcookie - Dec 04, 2003 8:56:40 am PST #4989 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Shawn in Natter:
I know people who are off-the-charts well-read, intuitive, gifted, curious, have huge vocabularies and breathtaking abilities in understanding and creating ideas but don't have the common sense or life skills God gave a box of hair because they were so coddled as a youth. And I love my BF anyway.
bon bon - Dec 04, 2003 11:09:44 am PST #4990 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Betsy in Angel because it's just so true:
Stalking is only attractive and adorable when performed by (A) vampires (B) baby pandas.
Theodosia - Dec 04, 2003 4:35:48 pm PST #4991 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy HP:
Millions of us wouldn't exist if you could kill a fetus with Twinkies
Trudy Booth - Dec 04, 2003 8:23:28 pm PST #4992 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erinaceous (just making me love her more) : that's freaky, but probably statistically insignificant.
Strix - Dec 05, 2003 8:24:58 am PST #4993 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Slightly spoilery for Angel...
Re: nude and tattooed CK:
Sean: And I know Daniel will appreciate it if you do this. I'm pretty sure he had to ice his wrist up for a week after doing those 60 screencaps.
Matt the Bruins fan - I may have to ice my wrist up for a considerable amount of time as well once I download them all.
smonster - Dec 05, 2003 11:04:35 am PST #4994 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Catching up in Bitches. There was more to this, but here's what I caught.
Aimee: Yes, all I do is sit here and feel myself all day.
Gud: You'd better check your company policy, you might be sexually harrasing yourself.
Erin: Dude, I wonder if this is true. I think I'll scream "Fuck me, you sexy bitch!" in the mirror and grab my own breasts, and see if I sue myself.
Odds are I'll get hauled away in an unflattering white jacket first.
JZ - Dec 05, 2003 12:07:38 pm PST #4995 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Phill:
So, the Baby Panda has finally unleashed his war upon Middle Earth (i.e. this board). Remeber when this board used to stand for something important, the adventures of an over dressed food-phobic blonde and her various boyfriends?
What's happened to us?
Also, the Baby Panda is still asleep.