From Spoilers (but not a spoiler w/out context)
Plei: You just gave me a DARK bunny.
Hec: ...and suddenly all the perverse and twisted people in the world just had a shiver run down their spines
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cindy - Dec 02, 2003 3:00:40 pm PST #4973 of 10000
Nobody
Wolfram - Dec 02, 2003 3:39:41 pm PST #4974 of 10000
Visilurking
...and suddenly all the perverse and twisted people in the world just had a shiver run down their spines
I was just wondering what caused that...
DCJensen - Dec 02, 2003 5:27:28 pm PST #4975 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Matt, In Buffy 4:
Definitely, the flu that had me home and watching TV that premiere night in 1997 was the luckiest snot-filled illness of my life.
Jessica - Dec 02, 2003 6:04:21 pm PST #4976 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The Empress, in Bitches:
I give until Friday for the dillweed to get the itemized list and refund to us. After that:
IN PLACE OF THE DARK LANDLORD YOU WOULD HAVE AN EMPRESS! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE CEMENT ANIMAL CHAIRS, TRECHEROUS AS THE WATER PRESSURE, STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF YOUR SHIT ASS APARTMENT BUILDING! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND PAY ME MY FUCKING DEPOSIT!
sj - Dec 02, 2003 6:14:50 pm PST #4977 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Phill in Bitches:
I got an espresso machine for my birfday. I'm so wired that I can vibrate faster than electrons on PCP
Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2003 8:13:40 pm PST #4978 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jacqueline Zahas: They're about the sloppiest, most lackadaisical, neglectful idiotic don't-deserve-to-own-property landlords (not evil, just criminally stupid and lazy) in the state of California.
Steph L.: And this is the apartment you've been pimping to me?
Jacqueline Zahas: Well, the one I was pimping before I found out the building might be condemned.
Calli - Dec 03, 2003 3:50:16 am PST #4979 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Aerating my diet coke in Bitches:
deborah grabien: me and trainwrecks, NSM. I've already got the Bush Adminstration - Paris Hilton? Don't think so.
lori - Dec 03, 2003 7:12:06 am PST #4980 of 10000
Nattering on ita's no-good, horrible, terrible, really bad day.
Nilly:
To: ita's day
You'd better stop attacking ita, and start behaving yourself. She could make you yesterday, tomorrow or next month with her pinky, so be careful.
Signed, I'm from your future, so I know better than you.
Jessica - Dec 03, 2003 8:14:58 am PST #4981 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Betsy, on sperm donors:
If you had a catalog, you'd certainly shop as if it were Crate and Barrel.
Now I'm imagining the fathers you'd get from catalogs.
Ikea: Schmööpy. High-grade veneers, superficially flashy, cheap. You will give birth to a collection of body parts, which you will then assemble into a baby. Two years down the pike, your baby will lose an important screw and fall apart.
Restoration Hardware: Bradley Adams Cabot. Tall, slim, blue-eyed. Wears a smoking jacket and waves a martini as he talks, slopping gin everywhere. Very, very expensive. Your baby will be by far the handsomest in the nursery, but will be the only toddler in Pre-Harvard Preschool, who complains to his teacher that things used to be much better run. At adolescence, your baby will hate you for not being Nick and Nora Charles.
Pottery Barn: Jeremy Ryan. Tall, athletic, with warm brown eyes and an inviting smile. Probably gay. Not as expensive as Bradley, but definitely not cheap. Your baby will have a hint of the post-modern; later in life, there will be fights over the inadequate color-coordination of the mother, father, and child.
Sean K - Dec 03, 2003 8:33:57 am PST #4982 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Gudanov, in Natter, asking for clarification on a discussion of The Office:
I was just going to ask "What is The Office?", but then that made me think about the promos for the first Matrix movie. You know, "What is The Matrix?", and that seemed like a silly comparison. What does being put into a small pod, having the energy sucked out of you, and living in an unreal world have to do with working in an office?