Curse you, wee Deb!
Of course, the rejoinder to Erin's assertion is ... WROD.
Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.
Tara ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
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JohnSweden - Nov 24, 2003 8:33:33 am PST #4938 of 10000
I can't even.
Cashmere - Nov 24, 2003 9:37:25 am PST #4939 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Teppy in Natter
I was proof that the Rhythm Method is not as effective as the Pope would have you think.
Theodosia - Nov 24, 2003 2:02:03 pm PST #4940 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt the Bruins fan:
Without sex, Alyssa Milano would be sitting at home watching taped Who's the Boss episodes and wondering what ever happened to her career.
smonster - Nov 24, 2003 6:44:15 pm PST #4941 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
erika in Buffista Fic:
I really do believe in the sanctity of marriage. That's why I involve as many people as I can.
Katie M - Nov 24, 2003 7:40:09 pm PST #4942 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Firefly:
Daniel: It somehow seemed fitting to quote Robert A. Heinlein in the Firefly thread.
Elena: Because of the space whores?
erikaj - Nov 25, 2003 8:06:09 am PST #4943 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
John Sweden, on a writer he doesn't like, in literary: He could phone me asking to write my biography, and I'd lose his messages.
DavidS - Nov 25, 2003 9:17:10 am PST #4944 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I set up, and the rest follows in Natter:
Hec: [Fig Newtons are] named after the town of Newton near Boston. It was a cookie invented for WWI soldiers. The filling is indeed fig.
Nilly: When geography and cookies combine, they create physics history. I find that rather poetic, actually.
Gudanov: Somewhere out there perhaps there is a young physics genius named Tollhouse or perhaps Keebler that will unravel the mysteries of gravity.
Steph: I believe Wally Amos (of Famous Amos Cookies) discovered the Grand Unified Theory that made sense of both relativity and quantum physics. But he's keeping it to himself.
bon bon - Nov 25, 2003 9:20:07 am PST #4945 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
hayden in movies
I just went back and digitally inserted incredibly witty comments into all of my old posts. The complete collection will be available on DVD after I finish changing all of my apostrophes into walkie-talkies.
Cass - Nov 25, 2003 9:23:46 am PST #4946 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
The Teppy and Sean previously in Movies:
Sean : Have I mentioned lately how much I adore your spicy brain, Teppy?
Steph : You can never say it too often.
Sean : Oh good, because I think I just sent you an email saying as much twice, accidentally.
Steph : I have no mail from you, sweetie, much less duplicate.
Sean : You checked the hotmail addy? My sent box swears I sent it twice.
I'll send it twice again.
Steph : Still nothing. I blame Hotmail.
Sean : Bastards. Well... four identical emails should show up in your inbox eventually.
Steph : I just got 2. Now I'm waiting for the other 2. Slowpokes.
DXMachina - Nov 25, 2003 10:49:01 am PST #4947 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter, Nicole is not feeling well...
Nicole: Drinking cafeteria cocoa, sucking on rocks and constantly blowing my nose.
Today can be over now.
Steph: Nicole, are you really sucking rocks?
Nicole: Yup. I found a pretty polished rock in my medicine cabinet last night while I was searching for the always present except when I need it bottle of NyQuil, and so I took it as a sign. Washed the rock real good and rinsed it with listerine. My throat feels a little less parched, which is good cuz I can not drink any more water. Feeling practically sea-sick as it is.
A bit later...
Nicole: So much for sucking on a rock.
Lori: Did you swallow it by accident?
Nicole: Yup. Obviously the major reason why I wasn't told about this process of saliva reproduction previously.
Hec: Nicole has the digestive tract of a gravel eating bird, pass it on..
Nicole: stupid rock