You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DavidS - Nov 25, 2003 9:17:10 am PST #4944 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I set up, and the rest follows in Natter:

Hec: [Fig Newtons are] named after the town of Newton near Boston. It was a cookie invented for WWI soldiers. The filling is indeed fig.

Nilly: When geography and cookies combine, they create physics history. I find that rather poetic, actually.

Gudanov: Somewhere out there perhaps there is a young physics genius named Tollhouse or perhaps Keebler that will unravel the mysteries of gravity.

Steph: I believe Wally Amos (of Famous Amos Cookies) discovered the Grand Unified Theory that made sense of both relativity and quantum physics. But he's keeping it to himself.


bon bon - Nov 25, 2003 9:20:07 am PST #4945 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

hayden in movies

I just went back and digitally inserted incredibly witty comments into all of my old posts. The complete collection will be available on DVD after I finish changing all of my apostrophes into walkie-talkies.


Cass - Nov 25, 2003 9:23:46 am PST #4946 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The Teppy and Sean previously in Movies:

Sean : Have I mentioned lately how much I adore your spicy brain, Teppy?

Steph : You can never say it too often.

Sean : Oh good, because I think I just sent you an email saying as much twice, accidentally.

Steph : I have no mail from you, sweetie, much less duplicate.

Sean : You checked the hotmail addy? My sent box swears I sent it twice.

I'll send it twice again.

Steph : Still nothing. I blame Hotmail.

Sean : Bastards. Well... four identical emails should show up in your inbox eventually.

Steph : I just got 2. Now I'm waiting for the other 2. Slowpokes.


DXMachina - Nov 25, 2003 10:49:01 am PST #4947 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter, Nicole is not feeling well...

Nicole: Drinking cafeteria cocoa, sucking on rocks and constantly blowing my nose.

Today can be over now.

Steph: Nicole, are you really sucking rocks?

Nicole: Yup. I found a pretty polished rock in my medicine cabinet last night while I was searching for the always present except when I need it bottle of NyQuil, and so I took it as a sign. Washed the rock real good and rinsed it with listerine. My throat feels a little less parched, which is good cuz I can not drink any more water. Feeling practically sea-sick as it is.

A bit later...

Nicole: So much for sucking on a rock.

Lori: Did you swallow it by accident?

Nicole: Yup. Obviously the major reason why I wasn't told about this process of saliva reproduction previously.

Hec: Nicole has the digestive tract of a gravel eating bird, pass it on..

Nicole: stupid rock


Steph L. - Nov 25, 2003 10:50:34 am PST #4948 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

erinaceous: Nicole, are you really sucking rocks?

This was me, FTR.


DXMachina - Nov 25, 2003 10:53:03 am PST #4949 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Fixed. I got confusled because you had a big shout out to Erin in your post.


Strix - Nov 25, 2003 11:55:53 am PST #4950 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ME: Only time the cat humped the pillow was after the pot. Tres romantic.

Teppy: I knew a guy like this in college.


Steph L. - Nov 26, 2003 5:20:32 am PST #4951 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

sarameg (quoting some article): The flavor of chocolate-covered ants is made more pungent by pyrazine molecules given off as warning signs.

Tommyrot: A warning that says, "Don't cover me in chocolate, asshole."


Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2003 7:50:10 am PST #4952 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Steph L.: Thom = THE MAN. Granted, Kyan is hottttt, but Thom is hot and funny as hell AND knows his way around a Pottery Barn.

Rio: arm-wrestles Steph for Thom

Steph L.: Babe, you just had surgery. I can beat you down.

BEEP.

Rio: That's why I said ARM-wrestle, silly. All this crutching about has given me Popeye forearms.

Steph L.: t scared now

Rio: Also crutches are good for hitting.

Steph L.: t weeping

Rio: very slow victory lap


scrappy - Nov 26, 2003 8:32:13 am PST #4953 of 10000
Nobody

Gud:

I have a safe for that sort of stuff. It's great, you can say things like "I'll put this in the safe". Also, you have to turn the little turny dial thing and pull the handle to get stuff out, so anything you get out of it seems extra valuable and important. Even the title to my 1992 Tempo feels important when it's in a Safe.