Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Nov 23, 2003 7:25:58 am PST #4928 of 10000
Swouncing

Morning Natter:

Perkins: All my context is in the other room, waiting for the coffee to be ready.


Elena - Nov 23, 2003 3:10:39 pm PST #4929 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

MechaKrelboyne in Firefly and out of context.

Uh, on further reflection, and consultation with someone who actually knows the days of the week, I offically mean tomorrow.


erinaceous - Nov 23, 2003 6:53:04 pm PST #4930 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

ita in Natter (who needs context when you have ita)?

if you can make it past eighteen and not notice your mother's glass eye, please don't throw a fit at me.


DXMachina - Nov 24, 2003 4:47:33 am PST #4931 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

shrift, in Natter:

The world never accomodates me. I find this vexing. Perhaps I should give myself lead poisoning and attempt to shag a sibling who is lusting after some dude in a skirt named Max. That'd really show the world...


Nilly - Nov 24, 2003 4:58:02 am PST #4932 of 10000
Swouncing

She's on a roll:

shrift: Snow is like fog with dandruff. Inside a very, very large walk-in freezer.


Trudy Booth - Nov 24, 2003 5:39:19 am PST #4933 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nilly: And we had another scorcher yesterday.

This is the difference between an Israeli autumn and a real one.


Nilly - Nov 24, 2003 6:11:39 am PST #4934 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Nutty: I have a shopping thing. It is like war, except you come away from it with nice clothes and still with money in your pocket, instead of with PTSD and a plastic leg.


Cindy - Nov 24, 2003 6:30:12 am PST #4935 of 10000
Nobody

shrift: I ran over a duck this morning.

Teppy: A *live* duck?

shrift: Not anymore.


Trudy Booth - Nov 24, 2003 6:41:41 am PST #4936 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee: Who books plane tickets before having somewhere to stay?!

Cindy: Manipulative users.

Cashmere: and possibly demons.


deborah grabien - Nov 24, 2003 8:11:50 am PST #4937 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Erin, in Literary:

The OED is like crack. One peek, and three days later, you're sprawled in the gutter, root words leaking out of your nose.