shrift: I ran over a duck this morning.
Teppy: A *live* duck?
shrift: Not anymore.
'The Train Job'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
shrift: I ran over a duck this morning.
Teppy: A *live* duck?
shrift: Not anymore.
Aimee: Who books plane tickets before having somewhere to stay?!
Cindy: Manipulative users.
Cashmere: and possibly demons.
Erin, in Literary:
The OED is like crack. One peek, and three days later, you're sprawled in the gutter, root words leaking out of your nose.
Curse you, wee Deb!
Of course, the rejoinder to Erin's assertion is ... WROD.
Teppy in Natter
I was proof that the Rhythm Method is not as effective as the Pope would have you think.
Matt the Bruins fan:
Without sex, Alyssa Milano would be sitting at home watching taped Who's the Boss episodes and wondering what ever happened to her career.
erika in Buffista Fic:
I really do believe in the sanctity of marriage. That's why I involve as many people as I can.
In Firefly:
Daniel: It somehow seemed fitting to quote Robert A. Heinlein in the Firefly thread.
Elena: Because of the space whores?
John Sweden, on a writer he doesn't like, in literary: He could phone me asking to write my biography, and I'd lose his messages.
I set up, and the rest follows in Natter:
Hec: [Fig Newtons are] named after the town of Newton near Boston. It was a cookie invented for WWI soldiers. The filling is indeed fig.
Nilly: When geography and cookies combine, they create physics history. I find that rather poetic, actually.
Gudanov: Somewhere out there perhaps there is a young physics genius named Tollhouse or perhaps Keebler that will unravel the mysteries of gravity.
Steph: I believe Wally Amos (of Famous Amos Cookies) discovered the Grand Unified Theory that made sense of both relativity and quantum physics. But he's keeping it to himself.