I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Nov 24, 2003 4:58:02 am PST #4932 of 10000
Swouncing

She's on a roll:

shrift: Snow is like fog with dandruff. Inside a very, very large walk-in freezer.


Trudy Booth - Nov 24, 2003 5:39:19 am PST #4933 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nilly: And we had another scorcher yesterday.

This is the difference between an Israeli autumn and a real one.


Nilly - Nov 24, 2003 6:11:39 am PST #4934 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

Nutty: I have a shopping thing. It is like war, except you come away from it with nice clothes and still with money in your pocket, instead of with PTSD and a plastic leg.


Cindy - Nov 24, 2003 6:30:12 am PST #4935 of 10000
Nobody

shrift: I ran over a duck this morning.

Teppy: A *live* duck?

shrift: Not anymore.


Trudy Booth - Nov 24, 2003 6:41:41 am PST #4936 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee: Who books plane tickets before having somewhere to stay?!

Cindy: Manipulative users.

Cashmere: and possibly demons.


deborah grabien - Nov 24, 2003 8:11:50 am PST #4937 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Erin, in Literary:

The OED is like crack. One peek, and three days later, you're sprawled in the gutter, root words leaking out of your nose.


JohnSweden - Nov 24, 2003 8:33:33 am PST #4938 of 10000
I can't even.

Curse you, wee Deb!

Of course, the rejoinder to Erin's assertion is ... WROD.


Cashmere - Nov 24, 2003 9:37:25 am PST #4939 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy in Natter

I was proof that the Rhythm Method is not as effective as the Pope would have you think.


Theodosia - Nov 24, 2003 2:02:03 pm PST #4940 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt the Bruins fan:

Without sex, Alyssa Milano would be sitting at home watching taped Who's the Boss episodes and wondering what ever happened to her career.


smonster - Nov 24, 2003 6:44:15 pm PST #4941 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

erika in Buffista Fic:

I really do believe in the sanctity of marriage. That's why I involve as many people as I can.