RoboDick!
Coming this fall on Fox.
You should see it fight crime.
-- courtesy of NoiseDesign.
And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Strix - Nov 21, 2003 10:20:10 am PST #4917 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
DCJensen - Nov 21, 2003 12:23:54 pm PST #4918 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Beverly:
ND, what everyone said about uncle menschness. You do so rock.
NoiseDesign:
I sleep in a rhinestone cockring.
Phill:
Oh, I love that Glen Campbell song.
Erin:
Wow. Has your dick turned black and fallen off yet?
NoiseDesign:
The first few times yes, until I learned how to do it right.
Erin:
RoboDick!
NoiseDesign:
Coming this fall on Fox.
You should see it fight crime.
Phill:
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
Emily:
I sleep in a rhinestone cockring.
Ah. A cheap pervert.
NoiseDesign:
Yeah, the diamonds only come out for that special someone.
Aimée:
Oh, he has a diamond one. He just took the rhinestone one so his sister wouldn't steal it and use it as her tiara.
Emily:
I'm trying to figure out if you have an impressive opinion of ND, or an uncomplimentary one of his sister.
NoiseDesign:
Cause my cock is so big you could wear my cockring as a hat.
possibly one of the most disturbing x-posts I've been involved in.
edited by NoiseDesign on Nov 21, 2003 12:13:30 pm PST
Trudy Booth:
Or if Miracle Man has ruined her for all other men.
meara:
You people are sick.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
DCJensen - Nov 21, 2003 1:42:57 pm PST #4919 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Tell you what, screw it. The laughs just kept coming. The above really started further back, but a good place to begin is here:
Miracleman "Spike's Bitches 11: Poncy Bugger Owes Me Eleven Pounds" Nov 21, 2003 11:49:57 am PST
The cockring exchange started here:
NoiseDesign "Spike's Bitches 11: Poncy Bugger Owes Me Eleven Pounds" Nov 21, 2003 12:01:48 pm PST
Pretty much the next hundred+ posts weave in and out, producing bellylaughs.
Sassy - Nov 21, 2003 5:03:08 pm PST #4920 of 10000
'Til we dance away...
Deb, in Bitches...
Of course, considering how #%$$#% complicated the new TiVo setup is, I couldn't watch it even if I wanted to. Apparently, I'm supposed to sacrifice a newborn goat and press "satellite", but I'm not clear on which remote to use....
Java cat - Nov 21, 2003 6:18:11 pm PST #4921 of 10000
Not javachik
Phill:
So for Hallowe'en this year I dressed as William Wallace (Braveheart). The party I went to was outdoors for the most part, in an abandoned industrial space. Now, as a purist, I went Highland Style wi' nae fookin' theng oan under me kilt, ya ken. It was, as my nanna used to say, fucking freezing. Fortuneately my friend, John from Vashon, saved my ass...and other bits. He espied me shivering and said that he had some tights in his van. I followed him to his van where he opened up his Emergency Box. It was your standard emergency car kit: jumper cables, water, batteries, 1st aid kit, fishnet stockings, space blanket, plus size sheath dress, power bar and platform heels. As I was pulling on the fishnets (that kept me remarkably warm), John explained that he might be asked to be in a drag show at a moment's notice and wanted to be prepared.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 21, 2003 6:28:07 pm PST #4922 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Theodosia - Nov 22, 2003 4:38:22 am PST #4923 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
NoiseDesign:
I'm so proud that my sleeping attire has caused the board to spiral into porn. Not that it takes a lot for that to happen.
Katie M - Nov 22, 2003 1:27:37 pm PST #4924 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Victor in Angel:
I love Fred, but sometimes I wonder if the weed's not past tense.
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2003 8:10:45 pm PST #4925 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sean K:
Play Freebird!
t lights lighter
Beth's DH:
t tries to play freebird
t guitar struggles to escape
Nope, not tonight.
t guitar chimes in: "No f***ing stairway, either!"
Well, that's settled....
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2003 8:51:18 pm PST #4926 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nicole: Porny numbers are always best.