In Bitches.
Cass: Arnold was just sworn in.
ND: That's what all the demonic chanting was about.
Teppy: Man, just ascend, already.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DavidS - Nov 17, 2003 10:08:59 am PST #4883 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
juliana - Nov 17, 2003 10:34:01 am PST #4884 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Bitches, regarding a quote from GWB in London (for the record: "I am so pleased to be going to a country which says that people are allowed to express their mind. That's fantastic. Freedom is a beautiful thing.") -
Cashmere:
Does the irony escape him much?
Jaqueline Zahas:
The irony not only escapes him, it has leapt out the window, hopped in a cab and then sneaked onto an international flight, hidden for several years in Stockholm under an assumed name, returned home with a full set of beautifully crafted fake identity papers, settled into its new life, lived that life fully and richly, and died at an advanced age surrounded by its fat and snarky grandchildren, before he even notices that something ruffled his hair as it sailed over him.
Kat - Nov 17, 2003 11:14:39 am PST #4885 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
In Tim's thread, some OC discussion:
Sumi:
No, no, no the only way Lady J can die, is if she gets to come back as a vampire.
Matt the Bruins fan:
Wouldn't that be redundant? She's already an evil, soulless thing that sucks the life out of others...
Nicole - Nov 17, 2003 11:58:17 am PST #4886 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Trudy's response to Aimee wanting to get new checks with Steve Irwin on them:
The comedic potential in the Steve Irwin checks is tremendous.
"Now thaaaaas a beauty, you don't often see a credit caaaad paymn't that big 'round heaaaaah"
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 17, 2003 4:16:39 pm PST #4887 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Bev's tagline:
without gay we'd be in the stone age fashion-wise and the lack of gay on Star Trek serves as a warning - Gud
Theodosia - Nov 18, 2003 4:40:12 am PST #4888 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
NoiseDesign:
It was discovered at a party a few years ago that I can deep throat a Corona long neck deep enough that my lips touch the label. It really upset a few of the women who were the reigning "shock" queens for deep throating bottles. I had no idea I had that skill. I was drunk and the girls were deep throating bottles and I walked up with my pants around my ankles (another story all together) and they handed me a bottle and asked if I could top them and low and behold I won. Who knew?
Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:08:02 am PST #4889 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Matt the Bruins Fan: By rights, bears should be like big lobsters with fur.
Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:11:41 am PST #4890 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Deena: they tell you to do two things that contradict so that you can have practice, even though laying and drinking are really nothing like diapering and avoiding pee.
Katie M - Nov 18, 2003 2:00:47 pm PST #4891 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Hec in Natter (I quote with love!):
Ben Browder is my age? I'm disappointed in me.
Cindy - Nov 19, 2003 2:20:38 am PST #4892 of 10000
Nobody
In Natter...
Jesse: SO, in other news...I can't believe next week is Thanksgiving already!
Aimée: No kidding - the time went where, exactly??
Miracleman: Jim Croce's place. He bottles it.
DAMN YOU JIM CROCE!!