I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:08:02 am PST #4889 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matt the Bruins Fan: By rights, bears should be like big lobsters with fur.


Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:11:41 am PST #4890 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: they tell you to do two things that contradict so that you can have practice, even though laying and drinking are really nothing like diapering and avoiding pee.


Katie M - Nov 18, 2003 2:00:47 pm PST #4891 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Hec in Natter (I quote with love!):

Ben Browder is my age? I'm disappointed in me.


Cindy - Nov 19, 2003 2:20:38 am PST #4892 of 10000
Nobody

In Natter...

Jesse: SO, in other news...I can't believe next week is Thanksgiving already!

Aimée: No kidding - the time went where, exactly??

Miracleman: Jim Croce's place. He bottles it.

DAMN YOU JIM CROCE!!


Trudy Booth - Nov 19, 2003 5:29:35 am PST #4893 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nutty: At work. Composing talking points to boss about why he is a turd. Sadly, this isn't as much fun as you might think, because I have to compose it in a way that won't get me fired when I recite it to him later today. I don't even get to use the word "turd".


Strix - Nov 19, 2003 10:49:46 am PST #4894 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ti Couz

I'm sorry, but I don't think I could ever eat there, because the name sounds too dirty. Because I don't speak French.

-- Jesse


lisah - Nov 19, 2003 11:33:23 am PST #4895 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

Ti Couz

Whoa. Synchronicity. I didn't see this in wherever it was originally posted but just this afternoon I was struggling mightily to remember this name to tell my friend who is visiting SF in a couple of weeks. She asked for my favorite restaurant there. Ti Couz opened while i was living in the Mission. I spent my 25th (? maybe 26th) birthday there the year it opened. And it is someplace I go at least once when I come into town. I can taste the mushroom, almond, tomato savory crepe in my head but same stupid old, holey brain couldn't remember the name of the restaurant today. Thank god for Buffistas.


Aims - Nov 19, 2003 2:18:54 pm PST #4896 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

In Bitches:

Deb:Try imagining what it's like running around with the Grateful Dead and the Rolling Stones, and being allergic to recreational pharmaceuticals.

Phill:"Boy, this music is pretty boring."


Theodosia - Nov 19, 2003 5:28:54 pm PST #4897 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

smonster, in Angel:

Ahem. My name is smonster, and I'll be serving you this evening. Our specials are wrod with a special wrod sauce. It's served with a side of wrod, and I highly recommend the Chateau Mot to go along. For dessert there's baked wrod floating in a mot coulis.

Can I interest you in an appetizer? The wrod rolls are truly a delight.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2003 6:06:03 pm PST #4898 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Daniel C. Jensen in Angel - very spoilery:

Scene:

A small stage highlights a room at Caritas III, opened in the old ballroom at the Hyperion.

Lorne sighs, and relaxes, finally. There are two empty Sea Breeze glasses on the table. He raises a third to his lips and slowly sips. He sets it down.

Turning to his right, across the table, he Speaks to Angel. "Thanks sugarcakes, this is perfect. Just the place i needed to relax after a day at Wolfram and Hart."

"No problem, Lorne," replies Angel. "I can't believe we didn't think of this earlier. But I have to go. If you have any problems, let me know. I need to go corall Spike. He took the Viper again." Angel gets up to leave, and Lorne waves goodbye with his Sea Breeze and waits for the first performer onstage.

As Angel makes his way to the door, a short muscular man in plain blue jeans, white tshirt and cowboy boots takes the stage behind him. The man carries a guitar, and his bare arms are covered with strange markings and runes.

He adjusts the microphone and begins playing the guitar. Just as Angel reaches the door, he hears the song.

"If I had a hammer..."