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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Nov 18, 2003 4:40:12 am PST #4888 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

NoiseDesign:

It was discovered at a party a few years ago that I can deep throat a Corona long neck deep enough that my lips touch the label. It really upset a few of the women who were the reigning "shock" queens for deep throating bottles. I had no idea I had that skill. I was drunk and the girls were deep throating bottles and I walked up with my pants around my ankles (another story all together) and they handed me a bottle and asked if I could top them and low and behold I won. Who knew?

Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:08:02 am PST #4889 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matt the Bruins Fan: By rights, bears should be like big lobsters with fur.

Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:11:41 am PST #4890 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: they tell you to do two things that contradict so that you can have practice, even though laying and drinking are really nothing like diapering and avoiding pee.

Katie M - Nov 18, 2003 2:00:47 pm PST #4891 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Hec in Natter (I quote with love!):

Ben Browder is my age? I'm disappointed in me.

Cindy - Nov 19, 2003 2:20:38 am PST #4892 of 10000

Nobody

In Natter...

Jesse: SO, in other news...I can't believe next week is Thanksgiving already!

Aimée: No kidding - the time went where, exactly??

Miracleman: Jim Croce's place. He bottles it.

DAMN YOU JIM CROCE!!

Trudy Booth - Nov 19, 2003 5:29:35 am PST #4893 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nutty: At work. Composing talking points to boss about why he is a turd. Sadly, this isn't as much fun as you might think, because I have to compose it in a way that won't get me fired when I recite it to him later today. I don't even get to use the word "turd".

Strix - Nov 19, 2003 10:49:46 am PST #4894 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ti Couz

I'm sorry, but I don't think I could ever eat there, because the name sounds too dirty. Because I don't speak French.

-- Jesse

lisah - Nov 19, 2003 11:33:23 am PST #4895 of 10000

Punishingly Intricate

Ti Couz

Whoa. Synchronicity. I didn't see this in wherever it was originally posted but just this afternoon I was struggling mightily to remember this name to tell my friend who is visiting SF in a couple of weeks. She asked for my favorite restaurant there. Ti Couz opened while i was living in the Mission. I spent my 25th (? maybe 26th) birthday there the year it opened. And it is someplace I go at least once when I come into town. I can taste the mushroom, almond, tomato savory crepe in my head but same stupid old, holey brain couldn't remember the name of the restaurant today. Thank god for Buffistas.

Aims - Nov 19, 2003 2:18:54 pm PST #4896 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

In Bitches:

Deb:Try imagining what it's like running around with the Grateful Dead and the Rolling Stones, and being allergic to recreational pharmaceuticals.

Phill:"Boy, this music is pretty boring."

Theodosia - Nov 19, 2003 5:28:54 pm PST #4897 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

smonster, in Angel:

Ahem. My name is smonster, and I'll be serving you this evening. Our specials are wrod with a special wrod sauce. It's served with a side of wrod, and I highly recommend the Chateau Mot to go along. For dessert there's baked wrod floating in a mot coulis.

Can I interest you in an appetizer? The wrod rolls are truly a delight.

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