Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'

Buffy ,'Help'


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Kat - Nov 17, 2003 11:14:39 am PST #4885 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In Tim's thread, some OC discussion:

Sumi:

No, no, no the only way Lady J can die, is if she gets to come back as a vampire.

Matt the Bruins fan:

Wouldn't that be redundant? She's already an evil, soulless thing that sucks the life out of others...


Nicole - Nov 17, 2003 11:58:17 am PST #4886 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Trudy's response to Aimee wanting to get new checks with Steve Irwin on them:

The comedic potential in the Steve Irwin checks is tremendous.

"Now thaaaaas a beauty, you don't often see a credit caaaad paymn't that big 'round heaaaaah"


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 17, 2003 4:16:39 pm PST #4887 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Bev's tagline:

without gay we'd be in the stone age fashion-wise and the lack of gay on Star Trek serves as a warning - Gud


Theodosia - Nov 18, 2003 4:40:12 am PST #4888 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

NoiseDesign:

It was discovered at a party a few years ago that I can deep throat a Corona long neck deep enough that my lips touch the label. It really upset a few of the women who were the reigning "shock" queens for deep throating bottles. I had no idea I had that skill. I was drunk and the girls were deep throating bottles and I walked up with my pants around my ankles (another story all together) and they handed me a bottle and asked if I could top them and low and behold I won. Who knew?


Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:08:02 am PST #4889 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matt the Bruins Fan: By rights, bears should be like big lobsters with fur.


Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2003 7:11:41 am PST #4890 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: they tell you to do two things that contradict so that you can have practice, even though laying and drinking are really nothing like diapering and avoiding pee.


Katie M - Nov 18, 2003 2:00:47 pm PST #4891 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Hec in Natter (I quote with love!):

Ben Browder is my age? I'm disappointed in me.


Cindy - Nov 19, 2003 2:20:38 am PST #4892 of 10000
Nobody

In Natter...

Jesse: SO, in other news...I can't believe next week is Thanksgiving already!

Aimée: No kidding - the time went where, exactly??

Miracleman: Jim Croce's place. He bottles it.

DAMN YOU JIM CROCE!!


Trudy Booth - Nov 19, 2003 5:29:35 am PST #4893 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nutty: At work. Composing talking points to boss about why he is a turd. Sadly, this isn't as much fun as you might think, because I have to compose it in a way that won't get me fired when I recite it to him later today. I don't even get to use the word "turd".


Strix - Nov 19, 2003 10:49:46 am PST #4894 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ti Couz

I'm sorry, but I don't think I could ever eat there, because the name sounds too dirty. Because I don't speak French.

-- Jesse