erikaj in Natter:
I was a complete snarly PITA as an atheist...I'm sure my giving that up convinced *others* of a Higher Power as well.
the deb and erika show.
debg: This post brought to you by spleen, bile and crankitude.
erikaj: I think I hung out with them in college...sounds like they haven't changed.Sorry to hear that.
From Bitches,
smonster:
...the last time I dated a guy, I was someone else completely, specifically immature.
Trudy:
That helps a lot, actually...
Steph L:
Why do the spammers think I'm a painkiller-addicted man with a tiny johnson?
billytea:
Surprising how many businesses exist to cater to the John Wayne Bobbitt demographic.
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Jess PMoon:
So, I have two spam messages waiting in my inbox. One is offering "Better Life Easily" and the other is offering "Better Life Immediately." Which to choose, which to choose?
ita:
Jess, don't pick either of them. That smells suspiciously like a Greek myth.
And those don't seem to end that well.
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Where exactly in these counterprotesters' Bibles does Jesus say "Go forth, and kick ass in the name of America!"?
Steph L:
They bought the $1.99 Bible. It also has a character in it named "Skeeter."
Am-Chau, in Buffista Fic:
You know, it's one of the really wonderful things about fandom: you do/write/make something, step back, look at it, and think, "nobody else could possibly be as crazy as I am. I am all alone, I am the only one writing Gordo-centric fic, and I shall have to hand in my Human Race membership card". And then you show it to some folks, and you find out that not only have other people got there before you, they made a Yahoo Group for it.
apropros of very little, in Buffy.
Vortex: Bumper sticker spotted this morning:
Right now, legions of ninja monkeys are plotting my demise.
billytea: From now on - and I expect future generations to hail me as a visionary - I intend to replace in my mind all references to terrorists with 'legions of ninja monkeys'.
"Bush Announces Progress In War On Legions Of Ninja Monkeys"
"If I don't receive my steak diane with steamed vegetables and garlic mash within twenty minutes, then the legions of ninja monkeys have already won."
"Local Man Held On Suspicion Of Being A Legion Of Ninja Monkeys"
billytea continues on a roll, in Natter:
Nilly:
amy, I'll write your cover letter if you edit my paper?
Of course, English isn't my first language and I have no experience (which may explain my continuing struggling with the paper). So I wouldn't accept my offer if I were you.
Cindy:
Dear People:
Please hire me, because I have mad skilz and you'd be crazy not to. Check out my C.V.!
Love, amych (which is versatile, and can be prounounced ah-mick)
amych:
scribbling notes So, how do you say "mad skilz" in Hebrew, anyway?
billytea:
'Krav Maga'.
In F2F, the discussion about letting people know there’s a vote on location happening soon:
Noise Design: I would really hate to see how many of us it would take to change a light bulb and just how long we would be standing in the dark before it happened.
Steph: Well, there'd probably be a long discussion on wattage....
Deena: That would be a technical issue, ND. We'd talk about it until ita got access to the bulbs and changed it. Then we'd give her knives.
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